You’re Hired!
Stankenstein501: Let me in the chatroom
Stankenstein501: Let me in or the bulldog gets it
Stankenstein501: Ok
Stankenstein501: I’m punching the bulldog
xafraidtomergex: who is this?
Stankenstein501: This is Hogan
xafraidtomergex: who is hogan
Stankenstein501: Hulk Hogan
xafraidtomergex: oh
xafraidtomergex: sweet
Stankenstein501: How many cupcakes do you think I can fit in my mouth?
xafraidtomergex: eleven
Stankenstein501: yup!
Stankenstein501: you win
xafraidtomergex: goody
Stankenstein501: Get that dog off the table
xafraidtomergex: it’s getting on past your bedtime
Stankenstein501: no
Stankenstein501: I don’t got to bed until 11:65
xafraidtomergex: obstinance will do you no good
Stankenstein501: yeah?
xafraidtomergex: sure
Stankenstein501: You are a liar
Stankenstein501: and a theif
xafraidtomergex: i’m tempted to call your bluff
xafraidtomergex: what pray tell did i steal
Stankenstein501: You stole that can of beans
Stankenstein501: from my cupboard
Stankenstein501: It was all I had
xafraidtomergex: pshaw
xafraidtomergex: sounds like someone needs to get a job
Stankenstein501: you?
Stankenstein501: do you need a job?
xafraidtomergex: are you offering me one?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
xafraidtomergex: doing what? you can’t offer me a job if you don’t have one yourself.
Stankenstein501: Who says i don’t have a job?
xafraidtomergex: you haven’t said otherwise.
Stankenstein501: so…that means that you sniff dog’s butts
Stankenstein501: right?
xafraidtomergex: and that means you’re obviously pretty immature
xafraidtomergex: therefore, i’m done
Stankenstein501: well, you haven’t said otherwise
Stankenstein501: I thought we were just making assumptions
xafraidtomergex: i’m saying otherwise
Stankenstein501: that’s all you had to say
xafraidtomergex: don’t be juvenile
Stankenstein501: can I be adolescent?
Stankenstein501: anyway
Stankenstein501: I will give you a job
xafraidtomergex: you can be however the hell you want to be, just don’t expect me to keep talking if you’re childish
Stankenstein501: I want to be Gene Simmons
xafraidtomergex: that’s swell
Stankenstein501: Is that cool?
Stankenstein501: like, cool with you?
xafraidtomergex: it doesnt matter to me
Stankenstein501: Will you take the job?
xafraidtomergex: what are you talking about ?
xafraidtomergex: how did you get my screenname? what do you want?
Stankenstein501: I want you to work for me.
Stankenstein501: You know that show the apprentice?
xafraidtomergex: yes.
Stankenstein501: It’s like that
Stankenstein501: Except I say…
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
xafraidtomergex: …
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
xafraidtomergex: …
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
Stankenstein501: you already said that
Stankenstein501: That means that you win
xafraidtomergex: that’s swell
Stankenstein501: when I wanted to be Gene Simmons
Stankenstein501: remember?
Stankenstein501: remember that?
xafraidtomergex: …so, i take it there’s not a point to this conversation then?
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
Stankenstein501: That’s the point
xafraidtomergex: because if there’s not a point, i’m going back to sleep. i want to put a gun in my mouth right now i’m so tired
Stankenstein501: Why?
Stankenstein501: what did you do today?
Stankenstein501: Did you run?
xafraidtomergex: got up early and went to work
xafraidtomergex: and then crashed when i got home
Stankenstein501: Are you an accountant?
xafraidtomergex: no
Stankenstein501: Financial analyst?
Stankenstein501: Detective?
Stankenstein501: Fireman?
Stankenstein501: Chinaman?
xafraidtomergex: i longer have the energy to talk to you, goodbye
Stankenstein501: Wait!
Stankenstein501: One more thing
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xafraidtomergex signed off at 10:05:20 PM.