Wild Wild Wuss
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Current mood: Covered in Blood
Category: Covered in Blood Blogging
Man, cowboys are tough dudes. Back in the day of the cowboy, those dudes slept on rocks and stabbed each other all the time. I’m glad dudes today aren’t cowboys anymore. I guess there are some people that still claim to be cowboys but that’s pretty much bullshit cuz they don’t sleep on rocks or stab other dudes or have gunfights. People who claim to be cowboys now are usually just noodlebrains.
I would make a terrible cowboy. It’s really not my bag. First off I hate being dirty. Cowboys are totally filthy and even though they always hang out in the sun, they always have suits and jackets on. Most likely, that means they sweat a lot. Eww, nasty. I also hate sleeping outside. I’m down with soft beds or Tempurpedic memory foam, not like, rocks and stuff. Also, I’m probably pretty awful with a gun. I shot a small gun once and I guess I was ok, but I was no Annie Oakley.
The one thing I would be down with is all the swearing. Cowboys had filthy mouths and I can swear with the best of them. Actually, that probably isn’t a good thing. If I really were a cowboy with my shiny ass clothes and lack of gunfighting skills, I should probably keep the swearing to a minimum. I sure don’t want my guts pumped full of lead!
Oh yeah, also you have to be all proper to ladies and stuff and that kinda sucks. I don’t think it’s bad that you have to be nice when chicks are around, in fact it’s sort of a general rule I try to abide by. However, in the cowboy days there is all sorts of formality bullshit. I think you have to like take your hat off and stuff when you talk to girls. I don’t understand why. I think if I was talking to some old west chicks I would get real pissed off after a while of taking off my hat everytime I wanted to say something. Either that or i would just forget and then everybody would think me rude.
Currently watching :
Slap Bass: The Ultimate Guide
Release date: 11 February, 2003