Triumph!
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
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Triumph! A few weeks ago I posted a blog about the upcoming Sony Pictures Entertainment movie, “Surf’s Up.” The movie is about talking penguins and roosters that surf. First off, hasn’t America had enough of fucking Penguin Movies anyway? I mean, there were like 3 of them that came out just last year. However, I digress. If you read the May 11th blog, you know that I had nothing against the movie itself. It was the advertising of the movie that burned my cookies. This movie was advertised as “An Incredilble True Story” while at the same time showcased talking penguins which is obviously impossible and therefore completely untrue. In the May 11th blog I provided a link to the website showing these deceptive lies Sony Pictures Entertainment is trying to feed to your children. Well, I am happy to report that Sony Pictures Entertainment has changed their website!!! ”Surf’s Up” is no longer advertised as “An Incredible True Story.” I have also seen television trailers and even an airplane trailing one of those huge banners for the movie and none of them claim the movie to be true. Hooray!! While this is probably just Sony Pictures Entertainment realizing what a retarded ad campaign they were running, I have decided to take this change as a personal victory and claim full credit for the changing of the slogan. I am going to imagine that top Sony executives have nothing better to do than read my myspace blog and instantly react to my complaints, while in reality I know that this blog is probably actually read by 11 or so people that have no power over Sony’s advertising and/or couldn’t care less about how this movie is advertised. Hooray for me!!! Victory! “Surf’s Up” is now advertised as “A Major Ocean Picture” and while I know it is not literally a large picture of an ocean on a screen for 90 minutes, I am okay with this new slogan. I understand that it is merely a play on words. Here’s the same link to the website. http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/surfsup/ I think it’s great that I changed the world for the better …again, but to those Sony Execs that are reading this blog right now, I’m sorry but I cannot endorse your movie. It’s still a retarded idea.
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