Timothy Stack
Ok, so it seems like the most popular blogs out there today are celebrity blogs. People like Perez Hilton make tons of cash by posting blogs about celebrities who do crazy things like smoke cigarettes and eat Taco Bell. I’ve never really been interested in celebrities. In fact, I fuckin hate celebrities. I don’t give a god damn who looks bad at the beach or which overpaid actress is sporting a “baby bump.” Most of these people couldn’t be less interesting to me, but I gotta blog about something.
There’s a lot of actors out there. The media seems to be focused on the Britney Spears, the Angelina Jolie’s and Tom Cruise’s. Come on. It’s bad enough we ahve to see and hear these assholes when they put out records and movies. I’m more interested in this guy:
Timothy Stack (The guy who played the dad on Parker Louis Can’t Lose) is awesome. How come nobody ever blogs about him? I want to know when he eats at Taco Bell. I bet he has a way more interesting life than Ashlee Simpson’s baby bump. If I were a chick, I would totally want to have like all of Timothy Stack’s babies and I would. I would even adopt all the kids he already has just to get a piece of that sweet Tim Stack action. He’s totally the coolest.
You know, I wish Tim Stack would put out a pop record. I would totally buy it and I’m sure a lot of other people would too. Think of all the people that have made pop records: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff. They were all actors who put out lousy pop records. Well, I guess Paris Hilton isn’t really an actress. Is she just famous for being rich? I guess it’s not the first time. Right, Donald Trump?
Anyway, where is the Tim Stack CD? I’m thinkin it should be a gangsta rap CD but hey, pop sells. As long as he can dress real slutty, I’m sure sales will be fine. And I know tim Stack can be slutty. Rar!!
Remember when Timothy Stack played Notch Johnson on the Howard Stern produced show “Son of the Beach”? I enjoyed that show, there was plenty of dick and fart jokes.