Tape It Down Fatso
Stankenstein501: Help! I’m trapped in a whale belly!
MOnSTerAH: ?
MOnSTerAH: do I know you?
Stankenstein501: I am called baconhead
MOnSTerAH: do I care?
Stankenstein501: I am looking for food
MOnSTerAH: unless you’re someone significant, possibly named Charles I’m blocking you
Stankenstein501: Ok, I’m charles
MOnSTerAH: 
Stankenstein501: Charles in charge
Stankenstein501: of our days
Stankenstein501: and our nights
MOnSTerAH: I shoulda known
MOnSTerAH: it finally struck me
Stankenstein501: Duhh
MOnSTerAH: but there’s this other guy I went to college with… Nick
Stankenstein501: Nope, not nick
MOnSTerAH: and Nick can lick goat nuts for all I care
Stankenstein501: Yeah, Nick is a little bitch
MOnSTerAH: It finally hit me he’d've said something diff
Stankenstein501: You want me to steal his soul for you?
MOnSTerAH: sure
MOnSTerAH: he’s an asshole
Stankenstein501: Consider it done
MOnSTerAH: nice
Stankenstein501: So, how is life after college?
MOnSTerAH: talk about quality customer service
MOnSTerAH: eh I need to get back in and finish
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: Finishing is good
Stankenstein501: I finsished a race once
MOnSTerAH: sweet
Stankenstein501: I came in 92nd place!
Stankenstein501: It was a hotdog eating race
MOnSTerAH: how many hotdogs?
Stankenstein501: I ate 27
MOnSTerAH: nice
MOnSTerAH: I remember when I could eat that much
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: You were a fatso
MOnSTerAH: eh I need to lose like 30
Stankenstein501: You could just chop off your arms
MOnSTerAH: eh my semi gut would still be in effect
Stankenstein501: You could tape it down
Stankenstein501: with tape
MOnSTerAH: I might have to try that