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I have to be at work an hour earlier today so I am going to write as fast as i can today.  Ok, first item on the discussion agenda, giarffes…the new Jesus or just tiger food?  Discuss. 

Personally, i think giraffes are just tiger food.  They have given me no reason to believe that they are the new Son of God. 

Great.

Next topic, where the hell has Julia Roberts been?  Discuss. 

It’s seems like it’s been forever since a Julia Roberts movie came out.  Not that I’m not grateful for that, but it just sorta seems like she dropped off the face of the earth.  I think she has kids now or something.  Yikes! 

Ok, topic number C; favorite “Wind and the Willows” character…discuss. 

Of course the only obvious correct answer is Mr. Toad.  Such carefree wreckless abandon.  We could all use a lesson from Mr. Toad. 

Topic 9, how many keys on your key ring?  Discuss. 

I don’t know.  I don’t feel like counting them right now. 

Next topic, chicken, broiled or fried? 

I prefer broasted.  It’s kind of hard to find but when you can get it, ohhh man. 

That’s itI have to leave now.  Sorry so sloppy, KIT, have a neat summer.  

Currently watching : A Giant Problem-The David Story Release date: By 18 May, 2005