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I don’t have enough time for a full blog today so instead here are some ideas for the Conan O’Brien show that I have.  I used to really like Conan O’Brien but I watched it a few times this week and man has it gotten terrible.  All they do is rip on celebrities.  I do hate me some celelbrities but the show used to have so much imagination and I’d like to see them go back to that.  These ideas are cheap and easy to execute.  So all you Late Night NBC writers who read this blog (because I am so sure that you spend your days reading random myspace blogs) please send me a check if you decide to steal these ideas.  Also I threw in a couple of dumb celebrity bashing ideas (even though I hate [the ideas]) in case the others are too crazy.  I guess you guys did win an Emmy so I don’t know why you would want to change anything.  Anyway, here are my dumb ideas.           

DESK PIECES

“Sexy Skeleton Calendar” Pictures of a plastic skeleton in provocative poses are taken.  One for each month of the year.  Pictures include skeleton in lingerie, skeleton in the shower, skeleton washing a car, skeleton lying on a beach, skeleton in fireman outfit, skeleton on green field, Max Weinberg in bed with a skeleton, etc. 

“Late Night Lost And Found” Conan goes through lost and found items left by celebrities that have “appeared” on Late Night in the past.  Items include Britney Spears lost underwear, Lindsay Lohan’s crack pipe, and Paris Hilton’s chastity belt.  Conan finds severed fingers that belong to one of the band members or actor in the audience.  

“Ask Zantar” The Dark Lord Zantar, a fiendish hell demon, gives advice to actors planted in the audience.  The actor asks a question and Zantar suggests terrible things that the actors accept as good advice.  When an actor asks for advice on what to do about a messy roommate, Zantar tells him to anoint himself with raccoon blood and hypnotize the roommate into being their unholy slave.  Zantar could also give cooking tips.     

“Mustache Burglar” Late Night is interrupted by the evil menacing laugh of the evil Moustache Burglar.  The Moustache Burglar unveils the fiendish plot he used to steal Conan’s moustache.  Conan informs the Moustache Burglar that he does not have a moustache and that the moustache that he has obviously belongs to somebody else.  A detective who claims the moustache belonged to his father then confronts the Moustache Burglar.           

“Scenes From the Snake Pit” Conan reveals that behind the guest chair on the set there is a pit of deadly snakes.  Apparently, the snake pit has always been there but NBC is too cheap to do anything about it so Late Night has always just shot around it.  We then find out that somebody accidentally dropped a camera into the snake pit last week and we now have a live feed of what the snakes actually do in the snake pit.  After Conan explains that the footage is scary and not for the weak of heart, we cut to the snake pit where we see rubber snakes performing scenes from classic plays such as “Our Town” and “The Glass Menagerie.” 

“The Late Night Boring Ghost” Late Night is haunted by a ghost played by a guy in a white sheet.  However the ghost can’t do anything scarier than turn the lights on and off.  When Conan asks what the ghost wants, the ghost tells him he wants help rolling up loose change or organizing his stamp collection.  Because the tasks are so mundane and boring, Conan refuses.  The ghost follows him around with a laser pointer until Conan agrees to help him roll up his change. 

“TV Emmys You Missed” Nominees for Emmy awards that do not actually exist are announced on Late Night.  Conan challenges the audience to guess what award the celebrities where nominated for.  Example:  The Nominees are; Kid Rock, Britney Spears, Tommy Lee and Jed Clampet.  And the award for Trashiest Hillbilly goes to, Britney Spears. 

Currently watching : Warriors 50 Movie Pack Collection Release date: 18 April, 2006