Ravi Shankar Is Gay
SwishytailDragon: Pardon me?
ThrillhouseE: huh?
SwishytailDragon: You called me Gay
ThrillhouseE: oh
ThrillhouseE: yeah
ThrillhouseE: you’re totally gay
ThrillhouseE: i saw you kissing some dude in the park
SwishytailDragon: Who /are/ you? And I haven’t been in a park in like, years.
ThrillhouseE: sure
ThrillhouseE: liar
SwishytailDragon: So, who are you?
ThrillhouseE: A concerned citizen
SwishytailDragon: Uh-huh. A concerned citizen of which country?
ThrillhouseE: Pakistan
SwishytailDragon: And yet, you saw me in a park.
SwishytailDragon: And I don’t live in Paki-fucking-stan.
ThrillhouseE: It’s spelled “Pakistan”
ThrillhouseE: and it was an American park
SwishytailDragon: Jaa baa dee pudi choop.
ThrillhouseE: no need to freak out
ThrillhouseE: you can be helped
SwishytailDragon: From Pakistan my ass, you don’t even know any Punjabi.
ThrillhouseE: I know more Punjabi than King Mohammad Shabazz el nino himself
SwishytailDragon: Hahahahahahaha, right, right.
SwishytailDragon: So who the fuck are you REALLY?
ThrillhouseE: Barbara
SwishytailDragon: Riiiiiight. And i’m Omar Sharif.
ThrillhouseE: nuh-uh
ThrillhouseE: i shot the Sharif
ThrillhouseE: You’re Ravi Shankar
SwishytailDragon: Who?
ThrillhouseE: Ravi Shankar
ThrillhouseE: he partyed with the beatles