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Plain White Rappers

Stankenstein501: Duuude
Stankenstein501: I am like so blitzed right now
Stankenstein501: I ate a whole monkey
bluntstillburns: huh
bluntstillburns: whos this
Stankenstein501: This is agent 11
bluntstillburns: …..
bluntstillburns: hah
bluntstillburns: oh yeah
bluntstillburns: i love you
Stankenstein501: You d’on’t love me
Stankenstein501: You just love my doggy style
bluntstillburns: hha who the fuck is this?
Stankenstein501: Agent 11
Stankenstein501: I already told you
bluntstillburns: real name
bluntstillburns: non-alias
Stankenstein501: we don’t have much time
bluntstillburns: HAHAHA
bluntstillburns: radical
bluntstillburns: silly muthafucka
Stankenstein501: You wanna smoke down?
bluntstillburns: asshole dont leave me hanging
bluntstillburns: yea
bluntstillburns: im down
bluntstillburns: haha
Stankenstein501: Yeah…I like to get blunted
bluntstillburns: werrd
Stankenstein501: You like to cut shit?
Stankenstein501: When I smoke down I like to cut stuff
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: same here\
Stankenstein501: Yeah
bluntstillburns: i really like kush
Stankenstein501: You like to listen to Whitney Houston?
Stankenstein501: When I smoke down and cut stuff I like to listen to Whitney Houston
bluntstillburns: aha yep
bluntstillburns: even if shes cracked out
bluntstillburns: she coo
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: I’
Stankenstein501: I’ll still take her to the zoo
bluntstillburns: bahahah
Stankenstein501: We gonna see some giraffes and shit
Stankenstein501: and some howler monkeys
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: man whos this
Stankenstein501: Agent 11
bluntstillburns: on board?
Stankenstein501: I need you to get your gear ready
Stankenstein501: All of it
bluntstillburns: aa
bluntstillburns: haaa alright……
bluntstillburns: nevermind its a bot
bluntstillburns: so fuck you
bluntstillburns: hahaha
Stankenstein501: I ain’t no god damn robot
bluntstillburns: yep
bluntstillburns: hehe
Stankenstein501: I am a mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bluntstillburns: o rly
bluntstillburns: proove it
Stankenstein501: ok, ask me something a robot wouldn’t know
bluntstillburns: whos the first president
Stankenstein501: Schwarzenegger
bluntstillburns: hhaha
bluntstillburns: is that your final answer
Stankenstein501: no
bluntstillburns: okk…
Stankenstein501: Segal!
bluntstillburns: so when we gonna make love
Stankenstein501: sweet monkey love
bluntstillburns: fo sho
Stankenstein501: with a bunch of corn
Stankenstein501: like a lot of corn
bluntstillburns: bot bot
bluntstillburns: bot bot
Stankenstein501: i think you are a robot
bluntstillburns: bot
Stankenstein501: you are a cum junkie
bluntstillburns: your a cum cough
Stankenstein501: you are a cum fanatic
bluntstillburns: your a cum butt
Stankenstein501: you are a cum clown
Stankenstein501: with a mission
Stankenstein501: the mission: cum
Stankenstein501: you can suck my
Stankenstein501: dictatorship
Stankenstein501: tell me about the last time you crapped yourself
bluntstillburns: haa i dont think i ever crapped my self
bluntstillburns: maybe when i farted
bluntstillburns: but i dont recall
Stankenstein501: that’s bullshit
Stankenstein501: everybody craps themselves sometimes
Stankenstein501: I am doing it right now
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: well i try not to
bluntstillburns: haa
bluntstillburns: haa thats nice
Stankenstein501: ohhhh
Stankenstein501: feels like heaven
bluntstillburns: haha yep man
bluntstillburns: thats cute
Stankenstein501: youlike that?
Stankenstein501: put some corn in me baby
Stankenstein501: see what happens next
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: oh ill see what happens next
Stankenstein501: dueces wild
bluntstillburns: ducece biggolow
Stankenstein501: Are you a rapper?
bluntstillburns: fo shizzie my niggie
Stankenstein501: do you have any rhymes?
bluntstillburns: no
Stankenstein501: than you ain’t no rapper
Stankenstein501: son, you just a busta
bluntstillburns: fo sho
Stankenstein501: Filthy
bluntstillburns: busta rymes
Stankenstein501: here we go
bluntstillburns: :-!
Stankenstein501: wanna hear my rap?
Stankenstein501: I’s really great
bluntstillburns: no
bluntstillburns: i dont
Stankenstein501: you sure?
bluntstillburns: no
bluntstillburns: hahah
Stankenstein501: I’m pretty good
Stankenstein501: I’ve gotten the best rapper award twice
Stankenstein501: Here goes
bluntstillburns: dont
bluntstillburns: ahah
bluntstillburns: alright
bluntstillburns: go then
Stankenstein501: You’ll just have to imagine the beats in your head but it kinda sounds like welcome to the jungle
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: ready
Stankenstein501: here we go
Stankenstein501: when I got my knife
Stankenstein501: I cuts all the hoes
Stankenstein501: And I go to the store
Stankenstein501: and buy myself a snack
Stankenstein501: but I don’t pay
Stankenstein501: for the snack
Stankenstein501: Cuz I’m a bad ass nigga
Stankenstein501: All the hoes wanty
Stankenstein501: is my dick and my illegal cocaine
Stankenstein501: when you see me in my fast car
Stankenstein501: throw up all your gang sybols
Stankenstein501: cuz I’m gon shoot off your fingers and I’ll eat up all your babies
Stankenstein501: I ain’t afraidy of no bitch with a knife cuz I gots me a burrito
bluntstillburns: juggalo status
Stankenstein501: when I eat beans, I go to the hospital
Stankenstein501: Chinese niggas always stealing all my shit
Stankenstein501: When you’ll come to Long Beach I’m eating lots of gravy
Stankenstein501: Biiiiooooooootch!
bluntstillburns: nigger pleae
bluntstillburns: please*
Stankenstein501: What do you think?
Stankenstein501: Do you think black people will like it?
Stankenstein501: I think black people would like that song
bluntstillburns: ha i bet they would

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