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OG Loc Dog Gangsta Fresh

ThrillhouseE: Girl, I am taking you out
x ExOtIc BaBi: ha
ThrillhouseE: We are going to go out to eat
x ExOtIc BaBi: ok
ThrillhouseE: then we are going to go to the movies
x ExOtIc BaBi: lol
ThrillhouseE: then i will take you to a corn field
ThrillhouseE: and i will hit a goat in the head with a shovel
x ExOtIc BaBi: sweet
ThrillhouseE: its gonna be romantic as hell
x ExOtIc BaBi: oh i know.
ThrillhouseE: you’ll be all like, “damn.”
x ExOtIc BaBi: mhmm
ThrillhouseE: then I’ll serenade you with a song
ThrillhouseE: wanna hear it?
x ExOtIc BaBi: sure
ThrillhouseE: its more like a rap
x ExOtIc BaBi: lol alright
ThrillhouseE: ready
ThrillhouseE: here goes
ThrillhouseE: im the baddest ass nigga
ThrillhouseE: with a gat in my mit
ThrillhouseE: i shoots all the popos
ThrillhouseE: and then i take a crack hit
ThrillhouseE: my rhymes is tight
ThrillhouseE: and my clothes are money
ThrillhouseE: i fudge all them hoes
ThrillhouseE: then i make my money
ThrillhouseE: Yeeeahhaahhaaaaa
ThrillhouseE: Biotch
x ExOtIc BaBi: lol
ThrillhouseE: what do you think?
x ExOtIc BaBi: perfect
ThrillhouseE: nice
ThrillhouseE: so, im like your new boyfriend right?
x ExOtIc BaBi: for sure.
ThrillhouseE: sweety
ThrillhouseE: i want you home at 7:30
x ExOtIc BaBi: ill be working..
ThrillhouseE: no
ThrillhouseE: you tell them you have to go
ThrillhouseE: i have to eat
ThrillhouseE: i want tacos tonight
x ExOtIc BaBi: i dont like tacos.
ThrillhouseE: baby, i don’t give a fuuuuuuck
x ExOtIc BaBi: hahahaa
ThrillhouseE: i want tacos
x ExOtIc BaBi: .. nope
ThrillhouseE: bitch, you best be makin me some tacos
ThrillhouseE: or i’ll leave you
x ExOtIc BaBi: oh.. thatd be sad
ThrillhouseE: damn straight
x ExOtIc BaBi: no tacos
ThrillhouseE: you only get one chace to get with OG Loc Dog Gangsta Fresh
ThrillhouseE: and OG Loc Dog Gangsta Fresh wants tacos
x ExOtIc BaBi: well OG Loc Dog Gangsta Fresh you aint gettin’ tacos
ThrillhouseE: awwwww
ThrillhouseE: no you didn’t
ThrillhouseE: no you didn’t
ThrillhouseE: you see what I have here in my hand, girl?
x ExOtIc BaBi: nothing?
x ExOtIc BaBi: a shovel??
ThrillhouseE: no, the other hand
ThrillhouseE: it ain’t no muthafuckin taco
ThrillhouseE: its a gun
x ExOtIc BaBi: i bet you dont shoot me.
ThrillhouseE: you wanna try me?
ThrillhouseE: or you wanna make up some fuckin tacos
x ExOtIc BaBi: ill try you:-)
ThrillhouseE: ok
ThrillhouseE: give me your address
x ExOtIc BaBi: if your my boyfriend shouldnt you know where i live?
x ExOtIc BaBi: =-O
ThrillhouseE: damn, girl
ThrillhouseE: i guess you got me
ThrillhouseE: ok
ThrillhouseE: forget the tacos
x ExOtIc BaBi: yeah
ThrillhouseE: you know i love you, girl
x ExOtIc BaBi: awwe
ThrillhouseE: but you gotta understand. . .
ThrillhouseE: I WANT MOTHERFUCKIN PANCAKES FOR DINNER TONIGHT BITCH!!!!!
x ExOtIc BaBi: idk how to make pancakes?
ThrillhouseE: that ain’t my problem
ThrillhouseE: figure it out
ThrillhouseE: call up betty crocker or some shit
x ExOtIc BaBi: nah you just aint gettin pancakes
ThrillhouseE: shiitt
ThrillhouseE: well, what the fuck is a nigga supposed to eat?
x ExOtIc BaBi: nothing? go on a diet
ThrillhouseE: a diet?
x ExOtIc BaBi: yup
ThrillhouseE: i ain’t no jenny Craig up in this shit?
x ExOtIc BaBi: lol ?
ThrillhouseE: i needs to eat
ThrillhouseE: meat
ThrillhouseE: i wants me a steak
x ExOtIc BaBi: i really dont care.
ThrillhouseE: girl, don’t even play me like that
ThrillhouseE: you can talk to the hand
x ExOtIc BaBi: psshh
ThrillhouseE: page me!
x ExOtIc BaBi: oo alright

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