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Nuclear Holocaust Couldn’t Stop Geraldo

Friday, June 01, 2007

Nuclear Holocaust Couldn’t Stop Geraldo
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Blogging

I have no idea what I am going to write about today so I’m just going to start writing. This blog will now be known as my “mystery blog.” Ooohhh, I think that will be the title. I’ll write it now.

1000 years in the future Geraldo will find this blog and do a special about it. I don’t know why Geraldo will still be around 1000 years in the future but I think we all know that he will. Nuclear holocaust couldn’t stop Geraldo. Actually, that’s a much better title. I’ll change it. Let me just make sure I spelled holocaust correctly. Yup.

I think even if Geraldo ever did die his moustache would live on. It would be like Venom from the Spiderman series. Alien moustache symboite that moves from host to host making investigative journalism. Now that would be a sweet comic book. But of course, I wouldn’t read it. I hate Geraldo. I challenge Geraldo to a duel. Geraldo, when you find this mystery blog 1000 years in the future, come find me. Let’s get it on.

Currently watching :
Crocodile Dundee II
Release date: By 18 September, 2001

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