No More Dinosaurs?
Friday, June 15, 2007
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Current mood: So there really aren’t any dinosaurs left on earth? They are all dead? I’m totally disapointed. Not even one like in that movie “Baby”? Or that cartoon “Denver the Last Dinosaur”? Actually if there was one dinosaur left and he was like Denver I probably wouldn’t like him. He’d be all skateboarding around and wearing sunglasses and shit. I could see that really annoying me. He seems like the kind of dinosaur that would always be breaking my moms favorite lamp or eating my homework and making me get detention. Bastard. So they can’t really do that thing that they did in Jurassic Park where they take the ”Dino DNA” from mosquitos frozen in amber, right? It’s too bad cuz I would really like to ride a brontosaurus or watch a T.Rex rip a cow into pieces. What about the Loch Ness monster? Did they find him yet? He’s supposed to be like a dinosaur I think. Why haven’t we found him yet? Stupid governments, spending all our money on fighting wars and medical research. We should be making dinosaurs!!! The dinosaurs never got a fair chance. They never got to evolve to the point to be smart enough to stop a meteor from destroying them all. They never even got smart enough to act like the dinosaurs on that prime time puppet show in the early nineties, “Dinosaurs.” Granted, that still isn’t very smart but i don’t think the real dinosaurs even wore shirts and thats too bad cuz there are kick ass shirts out there. I got this one shirt that’s like a skull and the skull is on fire. Badass.
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