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Nachos are da bomb.  If you think different, I’ll fuckin fight you.   Seriously though, who doesn’t like nachos?  If you don’t like nachos, you are probably a pod person and if you are a pod person, you best stay away from me.  I don’t know Karate or anything but if there is a brick and a pillowcase nearby, your ass is toast. 

Pod people are dicks for the following reasons: 

1) They don’t like nachos.

2) I heard they “F” dogs.

3) There’s like 7 movies about them and only like 4 about me. 

4) One stole my date to the prom. 

5) They prefer Zest over irish Spring.

6) They get the manager discount at any Taco Bell in America even though none of them even work at Taco Bell!!!!

So, you can suck it pod people.  You can suck it forever and ever.  I don’t even care.  Fucking dicks.