Metallica Makes Me Ride My Bike Real Fast
Friday, March 23, 2007
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Current mood: That’s right. When I listen to Metallica on my ipod, I ride like the wind. Not like new Metallica or anything, that shit sucks. I’m talkin bout the old shit. I can rip it up to some master of puppets or Ride the Lightning. When i listen to that shit, I’m all like poppin’ wheelies and jumping curbs and shit. That works for me in the morning cuz i gotta get to work on time and start ripping it up there. I don’t really ever drink coffee. Metallica in the morning is like coffee for me. When I get to work, I’m all pumped and mad. I like staple shit together with maximum force. Packages from Fedex come in and I tear them open like I was Jeff Dahmer. It’s the bomb. However, I don’t always listen to Metallica on my way to work. I can’t listen to Metallica all the time. They don’t have that many good records. Plus, i like other types of music than metal. Sometimes, i listen to Morrissey on my way to work. I tend to ride my bike slower on those days and it makes me late for work. When I finally get there my boss yells at me for being late and I just start crying. I mope around at work all day and barely get anyhting done cuz i am just too sad. I just sit at my desk and write poetry and email them to random people. Then I got days when I listen to Fiona Apple on my way to work. I usually get to work on time, but when i get there I am all fucked up and weird. I start just throwing things around for no reason and telling everyone that their jobs are bullshit. I tell my girlfriend about how she just doesn’t get things and she’s all like “what the fuck?” Sometimes I just wear headphones and don’t listen to anything at all. I kind of just like wearing them so nobody will talk to me. This are the best days. Head down walking straight ahead. I like being able to think. No distractions. P.S. This blog is bullshit. I would never listen to Morrissey.
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