Keanu Reeves For President
ThrillhouseE: One time
ThrillhouseE: I ate a bag full of bees
MartysEvilClone: Was it tasty?
ThrillhouseE: it was
ThrillhouseE: but it was also very painful
MartysEvilClone: Excellent.
ThrillhouseE: Keanu Reeves was there
ThrillhouseE: i don’t kow what i’d do without him
ThrillhouseE: he is so good to me
MartysEvilClone: He’s a great man.
MartysEvilClone: He should be President.
ThrillhouseE: If only he were not such a little bitch
ThrillhouseE: you know?
MartysEvilClone: True.
ThrillhouseE: so. . .
ThrillhouseE: I am looking for somebody to go Tiger hunting with me
MartysEvilClone: Hey, I’ll be back in a little bit.
ThrillhouseE: ok, snakeman
MartysEvilClone is away at 11:43:19 AM.
MartysEvilClone returned at 11:56:54 AM.
MartysEvilClone: Alright.
MartysEvilClone: So, what’s up?
ThrillhouseE: tiger hunting
MartysEvilClone: Nice.
ThrillhouseE: you want in?
MartysEvilClone: Where we hunting ‘em?
ThrillhouseE: Africa
ThrillhouseE: the heartland
MartysEvilClone: Excellent.
MartysEvilClone: We hunting them with Bowie knives?
ThrillhouseE: you can use a bowie knife
ThrillhouseE: im bringing a gun
MartysEvilClone: Pussy.
ThrillhouseE: whatever
ThrillhouseE: tigers are fierce
MartysEvilClone: Heh.
MartysEvilClone: True.
MartysEvilClone: So, what have you been up to lately, Will?
ThrillhouseE: Nothin
ThrillhouseE: Eating babies
ThrillhouseE: drinking their blood
MartysEvilClone: Nice. I do that once in a while.
MartysEvilClone: Makes me feel alive.
ThrillhouseE: I know
ThrillhouseE: they have power in them
ThrillhouseE: sweet power
ThrillhouseE: do you wanna lick my butt now?
MartysEvilClone: Hmmm. Think I’ll pass.
MartysEvilClone: Although, I’m sure I’d get a decent buzz off of it.
ThrillhouseE: taste it?
ThrillhouseE: mmmmhhhhhmmmm
ThrillhouseE: cuz i got the power
ThrillhouseE: I have to go
ThrillhouseE: suck the leopards dick
MartysEvilClone: Alright.
MartysEvilClone: Well, have fun with that.
MartysEvilClone: ….and I’ll talk to you later.
MartysEvilClone: Heh