Japanese Stuff
I love Japanese stuff. Seriously, anything Japanese is kick ass in my book. They come up with the craziest shit. Just look at this: 
I mean, what the fuck is that!? I hate cars, but this car is wicked awesome. Why? One reason. It’s Japanese. They have the best stuff over there. If it weren’t for Japan, we would probably never have the following awesome things: sushi, video games, robots, gameshows that inflict pain, ninjas, etc. The list goes on. Think about it, a world without ninjas and robots. We definitely would have never had Robocop 3. Well, maybe we would but there definately wouldn’t be a robot ninja in it and if you’ve ever seen Robocop 3, the robot ninja is pretty much the best part. Well, that and the jetpack but we probably wouldn’t have jetpacks without the Japanese either. What else is awesome about the Japanese? well, we would never have seen this picture before:
What would so many people do without this picture as their default myspace picture? We don’t know what it is. We just know that it’s awesome.
Thinking back on things, dropping two nuclear bombs on Japan back in the 40’s probably wasn’t the best idea. I mean, besides the deaths of thousands and thousands of people, think about all the cool shit we probably missed out on.
I’m moving to Japan. Shiina Ringo rules.
The raccoon with the testicles has to do with Japanese folklore. This was explained to me through an anime called “Pom Poko” that stared Japanese raccoons and their ability to shape shift. Where does this power to bend matter come from? Their balls. Was this movie intended for children you ask? Yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko
Japan rules.