I’ll Eat A Churro Anywhere Anytime
Friday, June 08, 2007
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Current mood: That’s right. Bring it. Anywhere anytime, I will eat a churro. I don’t give a shit. I ain’t scared. Fuck, I’ll eat two churros. I dare you to bring me a churro at work. I’ll stop working right there and eat that churro right in front of everybody. All my co-workers will be like, “Why aren’t you working?” I won’t even be able to answer them cuz I’ll have a mouth full of churro. It’s been a long time since I’ve actually had a churro, but that don’t mean nothin. It’s not like you ever forget how to eat a churro. It’s just like riding a bike or beating up a nun. You never forget how to do it. I saw a churro stand yesterday and I thought about eating one right there, but I couldn’t. I had work to do. I wasn’t afraid or anything I just didn’t have time, you know? I mean, I would have eaten it if I had to, but I had to get to the convention center and I was already late. I ain’t no pussy or nothin. I ain’t scared. I’ll prove it. Bring me a churro and i’ll eat it. Bring me two, three churros. Shit i’ll eat a whole box of churros in front of the Statue of Liberty. I don’t even care. Bring it on. Bring on the churros.
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