If I Were A Bear
Monday, April 10, 2006
 |
Current mood: If I were a bear, my life would bve so much better. I would live in the woods and scratch my ass on trees. The river would be full of yummy fish and if I ever I got tired of eating fish, I would just eat a hunter. They don’t put bears in jail for eating people. They only do that with people. Like like weird German dude who ate that other weird German dude’s dick. Eww. That makes me shiver everytime I think about it. What the hell is wrong with people. Why can’t I be a bear? Of course, if I were a bear, I would have never seen that delightful show, Night Court. Man. Think about that for a minute. Life without Night Court. Would life even be worth living without the hilarious antics of Bull or Dan Fielding? I’m not so sure. Remember that episode when Harry figured out that the crystal bird was really made of ice? He was clever. Wait. I think that was an episode of Mathnet. Maybe that’s the show I’m thinking of. Yeah. I don’t remember Night Court being very funny. Actually, I don’t think Mathnet was good either. Are there even any good shows on anymore? I mean, besides Gillmore Girls. |
blank