I Guess Opposites Don’t Really Attract That Well
Saturday, July 21, 2007
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I Guess Opposites Don’t Really Attract That Well So, Paula Abdul has a new reality TV show called “Hey Paula.” I watched it. It hits just about par on the reality show scoring card. Paula goes about her daily business and we, as an obedient and braindead audience, are supposed to laugh at how crazy she is. The show is nothing special but I did notice something that I didn’t expect. It appears that MC Skat Kat is out of the picture. Maybe I’m just out of the loop, but I always assumed that after ”Opposites Attract” dropped, they got married and lived happily ever after. When did they break up and how come nobody ever told me about it? Half the news you see today is about celebrity relationships and when one that actually sparks my interest finally comes along I hear almost no gossip about it at all. It must have been an ugly breakup too cuz on the episode of “Hey Paula” that I saw they didn’t even talk about MC Skat Kat. They sang about it so much in that song I thought the relationship was bound to last at least a few years. But on the other hand, if somebody kept stealing the covers of a bed that I always had to make I would probably break up with them too. My theory is that MC Skat Kat was the one to blame for the end of their relationship. It’s hard to trust a boyfriend who parties all night when you’re the kind of girl that goes to bed early. Also, he probably took the relationship too lightly while Paula was taking it serious. Of course it always takes two to fail at a relationship. Maybe if Paula Abdul just let herself get into MC Skat Kat’s world a little more the relationship wouldn’t have ended so soon. Judging from the lyrics of the song, she does sound kind of lame. Maybe if she just tried a cigarette or stopped moving so slow once in a while she would have found that she actually likes doing some of the same things MC Skat Kat likes. I guess the only thing they really had in common was the tap dancing. So, the moral of the story? Tap dancing isn’t enough to make a romantic relationship work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbknGnZXHUk
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