I Got Caught Eating A 5-Day-Old Donut
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
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Current mood: Yup. Last week, I was sent out for donuts and they didn’t all get eaten so I put the extra ones in the fridge. When I came back on Moday, the donuts were untouched. It seemed like a crime to just throw them in the trash and I figured nobody would be the wiser if I ate one. I tried really hard to be discreet about it too. So, of course that only made things more embarrassing. My lunbch had been sub-par that dayI stood by the fridge debating if I could get down the hall without being seen with the donut. I hid it behind a bag of chex mix and walked down he hall. Now, you’re probably thinking, why didn’t you just eat the chex mix? I did eat the chex mix, but I wanted the donut too. I guess I just got greedy. Maybe i deserved to get caught. Anyway, I made it down the hall and I figured I was home free. My boss was eating lunch in the other room and nobody else ever came in my little room. About three bites into the stale and sticky treat, my boss comes in to look for something. Like an idiot, i jumped at the sight of him. If he didn’t notice the donut in my hand before, he certainly did then. On a hopefully unrelated note, I was not needed at work today.
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embarrassed
