Hey Chinese Kid!
Stankenstein501: Hey
Stankenstein501: Hey Chinese kid
Stankenstein501: Hey!
butterfly33182: do i know you?
Stankenstein501: Yes
Stankenstein501: I just want you to stop being Chinese
butterfly33182: i’m not chinese…
butterfly33182: i was on the phone
butterfly33182: and not sure i should accept a message from somebody i don’t know…
Stankenstein501: why
Stankenstein501: are you scared
Stankenstein501: chicken
butterfly33182: because i have had problems with internet stalkers
Stankenstein501: ewwww
butterfly33182: umhhhmmm
Stankenstein501: Are you sure they were really stalkers?
Stankenstein501: Maybe you’re just flattering yourself
butterfly33182: uh, yeah, i’m sure
Stankenstein501: well, how come you’re so great?
butterfly33182: i never said i was great, just that apparently, people like to stalk me on the internet
Stankenstein501: why don’t I get stalkers?
butterfly33182: i don’t know
butterfly33182: maybe if you tell me who you are, i can tell you why
Stankenstein501: ok, I’m ted
butterfly33182: ted
butterfly33182: ted who?
Stankenstein501: Ted Jones
butterfly33182: do i know a ted?
Stankenstein501: I don’t know
butterfly33182: i thought you said i knew you
Stankenstein501: I probably lied
butterfly33182: nice
butterfly33182: see, this is why i say i have internet stalkers
butterfly33182: where did you get my screen name, ted jones?
Stankenstein501: I can’t be expected to remember these things
Stankenstein501: but I’m not stalking you
butterfly33182: ok
butterfly33182: we’ll see
Stankenstein501: you have a pretty broad definition of stalking
butterfly33182: i didn’t say you were
butterfly33182: yet
butterfly33182: 
Stankenstein501: ahhhh. I see
Stankenstein501: so if a snowman freezes himself, will he die?
butterfly33182: nah
Stankenstein501: no?
butterfly33182: nope
Stankenstein501: Is he in a state of suspended animation?
butterfly33182: he’s already frozen…
Stankenstein501: I guess you are right
Stankenstein501: does that mean that snowmen are evil?
Stankenstein501: because they have icy hearts
butterfly33182: no
butterfly33182: they’r ejust made to be cold
Stankenstein501: so they feel no love
butterfly33182: well, they don’t have hearts
butterfly33182: so i suppose not
Stankenstein501: poor snowmen
Stankenstein501: that’s ok
Stankenstein501: I hate them anyway
Stankenstein501: my father was killed by a snowman
butterfly33182: nice
Stankenstein501: not nice
Stankenstein501: it was terrible
Stankenstein501: the blood was everywhere
butterfly33182: i’m sure it was
butterfly33182: frozen, of course
Stankenstein501: eventually, yes. The blood froze
Stankenstein501: but daddy was gone
Stankenstein501: all I have of him is is harmonica
Stankenstein501: and his monster truck hat
Stankenstein501: and his keys
Stankenstein501: I’m going to cry now
butterfly33182: ok
Stankenstein501: goodbye
butterfly33182: bye