Found: Bag of Cat Turds
Monday, November 19, 2007
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Found: Bag of Cat Turds I found a bag cat turds this weekend. I don’t know whose they are but if you can describe the bag and said turds inside I will hand the bag over to you. Most of the turds appear to be in pretty good shape. Pretty fresh. Probably not more than a couple days old. Whoever this bag belongs to better pick em up quick before they get all stale. I found them out by the dumpster but I don’t know why anybody would throw away a perfectly good bag of cat turds. I figure somebody was just looking for a sandwich in the dumpster or something and forgot to pick the bag of turds back up before they left. Well, no need to worry, I found them!! You can call me @330-883-8629 and I can meet you somewhere with the bag of turds. Perhaps a nice restuarant (French or Italian) where we can discuss what it is you plan to do with the turds. I mean I can think of plenty o things to do with them myself but alas they aren’t my cat turds and I don’t want to be unfair. I know if somebody found my bag full of feline feces and went ahead and used it for whatever they pleased without my permission, I would be a little peeved. So, here is my attempt to find you owner of the bag of cat poop found out by the dumpster behind Southport Ave. Just call me up and describe the bag and turds and I’ll bring em right over. Someday I’ll get my own cat with it’s own turds but until then I’ll just have to live out my feline crap fantasies through you. Call soon!!
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