http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com Wasting Your Time Since 2007 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:34:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Piss and vinegar.  I'm full of it.  The piss is probably from all that gatorade I drank earlier, but I really have no idea where the vinegar came from.  I don't think I've had anything with any vinegar in it for weeks.  Either way, I want to punch a baby in the face.  That's ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/piss-and-vinegar/ Well, here are some more guitar solos. http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/guitar-solos/ Lately, I haven't felt like I've really had much to blog about.  But I do feel like I have to do something.  So, I am temporarily just going to post pictures of guitar solos for a while.  I don't know how long, but it will be for some time.  So I ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/blogging/ Nachos are da bomb.  If you think different, I'll fuckin fight you.   Seriously though, who doesn't like nachos?  If you don't like nachos, you are probably a pod person and if you are a pod person, you best stay away from me.  I don't know Karate or anything but if there ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/nachos/ I love Japanese stuff.  Seriously, anything Japanese is kick ass in my book.  They come up with the craziest shit.  Just look at this:  I mean, what the fuck is that!?  I hate cars, but this car is wicked awesome.  Why?  One reason.  It's Japanese.  They have the best stuff ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/japanese-stuff/ Friday, May 16, 2008 Current mood: breezy Category: Blogging I think if I ever had to join a prison gang, I would join the black gang.  Now I know what you're thinking; Matt Kelley, why would anybody ever put YOU in prison?  Well, you never know.   I might commit grand larceney some time.  I mean, I ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/prison-gang/ Wednesday, May 07, 2008 Current mood: Itchy Category: Itchy Blogging I have a question.  Who the fuck invented allergies?  Huh?  Who did it?  Well whoever did it is a real arsehole.    I feel like I want to scratch my eyes out of my skull. They itch so bad I want to stick forks into ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/allergies/ Thursday, December 13, 2007 Current mood: Slimy Category: Slimy Blogging I think I'm going to start an underground kitten fighting league.  I'm not sure if kitten fighting is actually illegal.  It probably is but whatever.  I think I can make hella scrill.  Since that football dude went to jail for having all those dog ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/kitten-fight/ I can't believe I haven't posted this yet.  Winner of the Indie Incubator Film Festival.  http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/futurecop-2010/ Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work is gay.  Work ... http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/work/