Ethan Hawke
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
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Current mood: Nachos!! My roommate, Joe, is obcessed with Ethan Hawke. I don’t know how it started, but now it seems to be all he ever talks about. Ethan Hawke this, Ethan Hawke that. Dude is in love with Ethan Hawke. He swears its not a gay thing (but we all know that it’s totally a gay thing.) He says he just thinks that Ethan Hawke is a fantastic actor. I guess he’s ok. That movie, Gattaca, was one of the free movies on demand a couple months ago. I thought it was alright. I saw Training Day too. I thought it could have been a lot better. Joe of course thinks they are both fantastic pieces of cinematic brilliance. Whatever. Anyway, the reason I’m posting this blog is because Joe’s birthday is coming up and i know it would really make his day if he got some Ethan Hawke related birthday reminders. You know just like a picture of Ethan Hawke with a little quote that says something like “Hawke it to me” or “Hawke’s lookin at you, kid.” His email address is joedejulius@yahoo.com or you can send them to his work email which happens to be joe@zacuto.com . It would probably be better to send them to his work email. My desk is directly across form him and it would make me happy to see his face light up whenever he gets a special Ethan Hawke birthday message. Of course, if you want to send him a more personal Ethan Hawke note, I would use the personal email address. Say for instance if you wanted to photoshop Ethan Hawke’s face on a picture of a naked dude with a note that says “Me so Hawkey” you might want to send it to the yahoo address. But hey it’s up to you. So, if you have a couple of spare minutes today or even if you are reading this weeks in the future, I know Joe would love to get some Ethan Hawke related emails. So image google search away. Here are some more ideas in case you get stuck. Put Ethan Hawkes face on a picture of a jock strap and call it a “Hawke Strap.” Merge Ethan with a piece of chalk to make ”Ethan Chalk.” Get a picture of Fozzie Bear with Ethan Hawke and have the caption say “Hawka hawka hawka.” Put Ethan Hawke on a clock to make “Ethan Clock.” You could send Joe one of those boxes of assorted chocolates and put Ethan Hawke’s face on each one. “Assorted Hawkelettes” You could have a picture of a door and when you open the door there is a picture of Ethan Hawke. The caption could say “Hawke, hawke. Who’s there?”
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