Don’t Piss Me Off, I’ll Ruin You
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Don’t Piss Me Off, I’ll Ruin You
Current mood: moody
Category: Blogging
That’s right. Nobody can fuck with the Mack Daddy. That’s what i call myself now, the Mack Daddy. Some people will tell you that I stole that from Kriss Kross, but they don’t know. I been mackin’ daddies and daddy mackin since the start. Those little backwards clothes wearin little bitches got nothin on me. Where thay at now? I ‘ll tell you where. I ruined them. That’s right. Them bitches got ruined. They tried to be all like “You stole our idea.” Two days later…ruined. Now they live on the beach on rap for quarters.
The other day I was walking down the street and this dude come out of nowhere and be stickin his blade all up in my grill. So, of course, I ruined him. I made him eat his own knife and now all his intestines are ruined. He’s gonna have to rob a whole lotta people to make up money for that surgery. Biotch.
This chick was tryin to give me some shit the other day. She was like give me back my Dinosaur Jr. CD. I was like, “Ho, I don’t even like Dinosaur Jr. I ain’t got that shit.” So this chick keeps callin me and me. Next day, ruined. I killed both of her parents. Now she got a whole lot of other stuff to worry about. She can forget about her god damn Dinosaur Jr. CD.
Last night, my grandma was cookin me up some grub and she was tryin to be a bitch all tryin to tell me to eat my green beans and shit. Mack Daddy don’t like green beans. This morning, I ruined grandma. That’s right. I stole her inculin. Now what you gonna do when you go into diabetic shock grandma? Huh? Don’t be calling old Mack Daddy over to save your old ass.
So I was watching this Tennesee Williams play the other day and this bitch was all cooped up in her room with her glass collection and shit. I was like, “Bitch, get out there and get funky!” I totally ruined that play.
Then I went to the video store and this dude was all renting the Crying Game and shit. I looked at him and I was like, “Dude that movie sucks and the at the end you totally figure out that the chick is a guy.” Booo-yah. Ruined.
Let’s see, who else have I ruined recently? Hmmm. Ted Danson, Albert Brooks, John Goodman, Lord Zantar, The Winter Olympics, some monkeys at the zoo, Mike Jones. Don’t piss off the Mack Daddy. I’ll ruin you.
Currently watching :
The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior
Release date: By 27 September, 2005