Do The Swayze
Stankenstein501: I am blind with rage
SvesTheDay182: really?
Stankenstein501: Yup
Stankenstein501: For real
SvesTheDay182: that sucks
SvesTheDay182: why?
Stankenstein501: It’s my parents
Stankenstein501: they took away my bed
Stankenstein501: and my toothbrush
Stankenstein501: and most of my clothes
SvesTheDay182: why?
Stankenstein501: They want me to train more
SvesTheDay182: train?
Stankenstein501: for the fight
SvesTheDay182: oh yeah?
Stankenstein501: yeah
Stankenstein501: I just wanna kill something!
Stankenstein501: like a snake or a pig
SvesTheDay182: don’t do that
Stankenstein501: I know
Stankenstein501: I won’t
Stankenstein501: I just get so angry
Stankenstein501: You know?
SvesTheDay182: actually I don’t
Stankenstein501: no?
Stankenstein501: you have never fought?
SvesTheDay182: nope
Stankenstein501: Then you are not a man
SvesTheDay182: im not
Stankenstein501: what should I do about my parents?
Stankenstein501: should I kill THEM?
SvesTheDay182: no, first things first…you should buy a new toothbrush
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: check
Stankenstein501: what next?
SvesTheDay182: then you tell me who you a re
Stankenstein501: My name is Pioter
Stankenstein501: I am six feet tall
SvesTheDay182: and then you watch dirty dancing
SvesTheDay182: and everything will be okay
Stankenstein501: the whole thing?
SvesTheDay182: no no just the ending
Stankenstein501: Ok
Stankenstein501: Good
SvesTheDay182: just the dance sequence
SvesTheDay182: and the nobody puts baby in the corner part
SvesTheDay182: b/c then you’ll be like fuck that nobody puts baby in the corner, nobody puts ME in the corner
Stankenstein501: So just the part when Swayze walks into the restaurant?
SvesTheDay182: no and then the dance part in the end
SvesTheDay182: come on, stay with me
Stankenstein501: yeah yeah
Stankenstein501: I know
Stankenstein501: but it starts when he walks into the restaurant
SvesTheDay182: yeah I got them switched
SvesTheDay182: well well well looks who knows their dirty dancing
Stankenstein501: who doesn’t?
SvesTheDay182: losers
Stankenstein501: you got that right!
Stankenstein501: (high five)
SvesTheDay182: see now you’re not mad
SvesTheDay182: the mere mention of dirty dancing and everything’s okay, now imagine if you watched it
Stankenstein501: It’s like a miracle drug!
Stankenstein501: They should make people with AIDS watch it
SvesTheDay182: I don’t know if that would be a good idea….Patrick swayze can get some people pretty hot
Stankenstein501: That’s true
Stankenstein501: Have you seen Roadhouse?
Stankenstein501: He’s is like cut from marble in that one
SvesTheDay182: I’ve never seen it
Stankenstein501: it gets me moist as a cupcake
SvesTheDay182: ….so pioter, you like Patrick swayze?
Stankenstein501: he’s okay
Stankenstein501: I’m really into Condaleeza Rice right now
SvesTheDay182: who isn’t?
Stankenstein501: like reeeeeally into her
SvesTheDay182: well now it just got a bit awkward
SvesTheDay182: so seriously though, who dis be?
Stankenstein501: Just some dude
Stankenstein501: Who is mad at his parents
Stankenstein501: for stealing his bed
Stankenstein501: and toothbrush
Stankenstein501: and most of his clothes
SvesTheDay182: but you are buying a toothbrush so you don’t need to worry about that
Stankenstein501: true
SvesTheDay182: and what fight is this?
SvesTheDay182: are you like the next karate kid?
Stankenstein501: the NEXT next Karate kid
Stankenstein501: there already was a next karate kid
SvesTheDay182: I meant next as in following the first next
SvesTheDay182: hows the old Asian man these days?
Stankenstein501: the old asian man is dead
Stankenstein501: sadly
Stankenstein501: but that’s ok, because the karate kid only fights bears now
SvesTheDay182: he doesn’t have some son who is training you?
Stankenstein501: naw
Stankenstein501: he had a son
Stankenstein501: but I fought him
Stankenstein501: because he was evil
SvesTheDay182: well if I was fighting a bear I would need all the training I could get
Stankenstein501: that’s what my parents say
Stankenstein501: whoa
SvesTheDay182: whoa what?
Stankenstein501: my mom threw a knife at me
SvesTheDay182: probably part of your training…did you catch it?
Stankenstein501: I swatted it away
Stankenstein501: it unhooked my internet connection
SvesTheDay182: but you are still on
Stankenstein501: I was gone for a second
SvesTheDay182: impressive
Stankenstein501: Well, I have been training for a long time
SvesTheDay182: I bet
SvesTheDay182: ok, but I have to go now…
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: thanks for listening
Stankenstein501: you know, I don’t think I will kill my parents now
Stankenstein501: I think it will be ok