Date My Grandma
Stankenstein501: Nice knife
EyeOfLyger: Knife?
Stankenstein501: Yes
Stankenstein501: That’s quite the knife you have there
EyeOfLyger: What knife.
Stankenstein501: The one with the dragon for a handle
Stankenstein501: It’s cool
EyeOfLyger: Oh, that one? It’s still at my brother’s house.
EyeOfLyger: Wrong number.
Stankenstein501: Look, I didn’t really message you because of the knife
Stankenstein501: that was just smalltalk
EyeOfLyger: What, then??
Stankenstein501: My grandma is interested in you
Stankenstein501: like really interested
EyeOfLyger: Tell her I’m already taken.
Stankenstein501: i don’t know
Stankenstein501: she doesn’t really accept no for an answer
Stankenstein501: she is a real bitch
EyeOfLyger: I’m not giving no Mother Hubbard a bone.
EyeOfLyger: If you know what I mean
Stankenstein501: she doesn’t want bones
Stankenstein501: she just wants some cock
EyeOfLyger: Yes, you missed the point.
EyeOfLyger signed off at 11:57:45 AM