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So, last week I posted a bunch of fake ads on craigslist in the missed connections section. Here’s one that actually got a response. I don’t know why this guy responded, it’s not a very flattering ad.

Hey Fatso - w4m - 26 (Chicago-Walking Into McDonalds)
Reply to: pers-341851690@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-31, 8:13AM CDT

Hey Fatty. I saw you going into the McDonalds on Lincoln and Fullerton yesterday. You were a cute tub of brown sausage. Yummy. Our eyes met but I don’t think you noticed. You were too busy concentrating on that 99 cents menu. Mmmm. I want you to lick mayonaisse off of my entire body. Hit me up.

Location: Chicago-Walking Into McDonalds
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 341851690

He sent me this:
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What a weirdo.

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