Cowboy Talk
Stankenstein501: Howdy cowboy
XNijiX: Hi~!
Stankenstein501: Whats the word of the day?
XNijiX: It’s my birthday! *dances*
Stankenstein501: Well, I’ll be a rattlesnakes uncle!!
Stankenstein501: Happy birthday!
Stankenstein501: I got you a lasso
Stankenstein501: and a blade
Stankenstein501: for cuttin stuff
XNijiX: Thanks a lot…
XNijiX: Do you have a receipt for that?
Stankenstein501: Why?
XNijiX: To return it
XNijiX: 
Stankenstein501: Do you want to take it back?
Stankenstein501: It’s a good blade
Stankenstein501: You could really put it to good use.
XNijiX: I’m afraid I’d just accidently cut myself
Stankenstein501: Nahh
Stankenstein501: you’d be fine
Stankenstein501: I use mine to cut fools
XNijiX: Good thing I’m no fool
Stankenstein501: but you could use it to cut other stuff too
Stankenstein501: like cheese
Stankenstein501: or bacon
XNijiX: I like cheese
XNijiX: I don’t like bacon
Stankenstein501: Do you like fools?
XNijiX: They provide a sense of balance in the world
XNijiX: Plus they make me feel smarter
Stankenstein501: Well, I don’t like fools
Stankenstein501: so I cut them
Stankenstein501: so you could cut cheese or bacon because you don’t like them
XNijiX: Hahahah ok
Stankenstein501: but I guess I could take the blade back
Stankenstein501: what would you rather have?
Stankenstein501: snakeskin boots?
XNijiX: I’d rather have a plane ticket to San Fran
Stankenstein501: hmmmmm
Stankenstein501: thats a pretty tall order
XNijiX: Yeah well, I’m an expensive person
Stankenstein501: this cowpoke doesn’t have a lot of cow money
XNijiX: lol
XNijiX: Maybe I could ride a cow to San Fran
Stankenstein501: you could
Stankenstein501: but it would takeforever
Stankenstein501: those little bastards are stubborn
Stankenstein501: and they are dumb
Stankenstein501: sometimes i cut cows with my blade too
XNijiX: Poor cows!
Stankenstein501: I don’t cut them a lot or anything
Stankenstein501: just a little
XNijiX: So uh
XNijiX: How’d you get my screenname?
Stankenstein501: The FBI gave it to me
XNijiX: Tell them that I typed this emoticon: ;_;
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: They said “cool”
XNijiX: Ok, seriously, how’d you get it?
Stankenstein501: liovejournal
Stankenstein501: live
XNijiX: Oh… What’s your lj?
Stankenstein501: i don’t have one
XNijiX: Ok
XNijiX: Why’d you IM me?
Stankenstein501: because I need somebody to help me with my plan
XNijiX: Ok….
Stankenstein501: it pays out a cool ten mil
Stankenstein501: and there are tigers involved
XNijiX: I like tigers
Stankenstein501: great
Stankenstein501: so you’re in?
XNijiX: What’s the rest of the plan?
Stankenstein501: We go to China
Stankenstein501: in the mountains
Stankenstein501: and live with the tigers
XNijiX: Gotcha
Stankenstein501: for 7 years
Stankenstein501: after 7 years
Stankenstein501: we are ready
XNijiX: For what?
Stankenstein501: we rob a bank
Stankenstein501: for a cool 20 mil
XNijiX: I thought you said 10?
Stankenstein501: a cool 10 for you
Stankenstein501: and a cool 10 for me
XNijiX: Ok
XNijiX: Cool, not hot
Stankenstein501: no, that’s what’s different about this job
Stankenstein501: is a cool 10 mil
Stankenstein501: it’s easy
XNijiX: Ok, I’m in
Stankenstein501: awesome
Stankenstein501: you won’t regret it
Stankenstein501: I’ll give you one week to say goodbye to your friends and family
XNijiX: Alrighty
Stankenstein501: Thanks dude
Stankenstein501: I really appreciate it
Stankenstein501: happy birthday
XNijiX: Thanks