Cookie Monster: Playa Playa
Think about it; just like any other living creature on eath, Cookie Monster likes to fuck. There’s nothing wrong with it. We all like to fuck. The problem is, when Cookie Monster gets too horny to control himself who does he fuck? I’ve never seen a female Cookie Monster out there. Do you think he fucks cookies? If that’s the case, what does he do with the cookies after he’s done fucking them? I’m guessing they don’t cuddle.
Face it. Cookie Monster is a user and an abuser. He doesn’t love cookies. He just plows throught them by the box, leaving a wake of crumbs and torn cardboard. If he really loved cookies, he would take his time with the cookies. He would cherish each bite. This is obviously not the case. How many times have we seen Cookie Monster shread through a box or plate of cookies with reckless abandon? Too many.
If there is a female cookie monster out there, watch out honey. That furry blue Don Juan on the other side of the bar ain’t the one you want to take home to mommy monster. Cassanova over there will tear through you like a bag of Famous Amos. Sure, it may be some of the best sex you’ve ever had but don’t expect to see those googlie eyes in the morning. Cookie Monster will back out on the prowl the next night lookin to score with the next monster chick with low self esteem.
Cookie Monster is no good ladies.