Comments for Matt Kelley is Great.com http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com Wasting Your Time Since 2007 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:16:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 Comment on Guitar Solos by Aves http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/guitar-solos/#comment-96 Aves Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:39:42 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/guitar-solos/#comment-96 ]]> Comment on Japanese Stuff by Laura http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/japanese-stuff/#comment-95 Laura Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:54:14 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/japanese-stuff/#comment-95 The raccoon with the testicles has to do with Japanese folklore. This was explained to me through an anime called "Pom Poko" that stared Japanese raccoons and their ability to shape shift. Where does this power to bend matter come from? Their balls. Was this movie intended for children you ask? Yes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko Japan rules. The raccoon with the testicles has to do with Japanese folklore. This was explained to me through an anime called “Pom Poko” that stared Japanese raccoons and their ability to shape shift. Where does this power to bend matter come from? Their balls. Was this movie intended for children you ask? Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko

Japan rules.

]]> Comment on Nachos by Joe Avella http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/nachos/#comment-94 Joe Avella Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:12:23 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/nachos/#comment-94 nice new layout. It's the second gayest thing on the net. nice new layout. It’s the second gayest thing on the net.

]]> Comment on Timothy Stack by Justin http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/timothy-stack/#comment-93 Justin Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:24:56 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/timothy-stack/#comment-93 Remember when Timothy Stack played Notch Johnson on the Howard Stern produced show "Son of the Beach"? I enjoyed that show, there was plenty of dick and fart jokes. Remember when Timothy Stack played Notch Johnson on the Howard Stern produced show “Son of the Beach”? I enjoyed that show, there was plenty of dick and fart jokes.

]]> Comment on Back In The Saddle by Edward http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-84 Edward Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:30:03 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-84 You may have some valid reasons for being annoyed by some magicians showing people magic when they are not interested, but the comments you posted cross the line. Your comments are full of hatred, you Hate this, you hate that, that person is a piece of shit. I think the real issue here has nothing to do with magic at all, the serious problem is you hatred. I have been a magician for 24 years, and the great majority of people (99%) LOVE magic, they feel very welcome when I show them things, there is a feeling of friendliness and being welcome. You represent a very very small minotiry (less than 1% that cannot enjoy good culture because you are consumed by anger. You hatred is very narrow minded, and borders on criminal. Edward You may have some valid reasons for being annoyed by some magicians showing people magic when they are not interested, but the comments you posted cross the line. Your comments are full of hatred, you Hate this, you hate that, that person is a piece of shit.

I think the real issue here has nothing to do with magic at all, the serious problem is you hatred. I have been a magician for 24 years, and the great majority of people (99%) LOVE magic, they feel very welcome when I show them things, there is a feeling of friendliness and being welcome.

You represent a very very small minotiry (less than 1% that cannot enjoy good culture because you are consumed by anger. You hatred is very narrow minded, and borders on criminal.

Edward

]]> Comment on Confession #4 by Loruh http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/confession-4/#comment-83 Loruh Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:55:56 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/confession-4/#comment-83 Eww. Eww.

]]> Comment on Back In The Saddle by Avez http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-82 Avez Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:40:05 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-82 Great. Another childhood dream dashed... Great. Another childhood dream dashed…

]]> Comment on Back In The Saddle by matt http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-81 matt Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:38:00 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-81 Whatever. I'm sure they started out as magicians. It's not like you can straight up just start being a wizard. Whatever. I’m sure they started out as magicians. It’s not like you can straight up just start being a wizard.

]]> Comment on Back In The Saddle by Avez http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-80 Avez Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:05:26 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/back-in-the-saddle/#comment-80 Merlin and Gandolf the Gray are wizards, not magicians. Merlin and Gandolf the Gray are wizards, not magicians.

]]> Comment on Remembering Zsa Zsa Gabor by Dave http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/remembering-zsa-zsa-gabor/#comment-78 Dave Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:30:09 +0000 http://www.mattkelleyisgreat.com/remembering-zsa-zsa-gabor/#comment-78 Jean-Claude giggles when I lick that part between his nuts and his butt. I can't believe I just told you that! I'm so naughty when I've had a glass of wine;) I love Jean... even though I wonder sometimes if he loves me. I mean, he SAYS he loves me, like, after I make him say it, lol. He's selfish, I know, it's just his nature. It's probably not fair. Sometimes, though, I don't think he's as invested in our relationship as I am. But maybe that's why we're together: because I give and he takes. It's just not fair that I'm the one always compromising. I mean, is it really that hard to sit through one dog show without gabbing on a cell phone in the bathroom the whole time? God, if I stay with him I am never gonna be able to quit therapy? Sorry, sorry. I know we just met, but I feel like I can tell you anything. Talked to my Mom today and everything she said was all "Brant from Southside Luthren this" and "Brant from Southside Luthren that." "How great is it that Brant drives an Audi?" "How handsome does Brant look today?" So I says to her, "Why don't you marry him?" .... No, I didn't say that. But I wanted to! Why can't she see that it's my life!?! I know what she'd say. She'd say she loves me too much to let me screw it up with a son-of-a-bitch like Jean-Claude. Ugh, just leave me alone!!! Truthfully, I'm just soo tired of crying. Jean-Claude giggles when I lick that part between his nuts and his butt. I can’t believe I just told you that! I’m so naughty when I’ve had a glass of wine;)
I love Jean… even though I wonder sometimes if he loves me. I mean, he SAYS he loves me, like, after I make him say it, lol. He’s selfish, I know, it’s just his nature. It’s probably not fair.

Sometimes, though, I don’t think he’s as invested in our relationship as I am. But maybe that’s why we’re together: because I give and he takes. It’s just not fair that I’m the one always compromising. I mean, is it really that hard to sit through one dog show without gabbing on a cell phone in the bathroom the whole time?

God, if I stay with him I am never gonna be able to quit therapy?

Sorry, sorry. I know we just met, but I feel like I can tell you anything.

Talked to my Mom today and everything she said was all “Brant from Southside Luthren this” and “Brant from Southside Luthren that.”
“How great is it that Brant drives an Audi?” “How handsome does Brant look today?”
So I says to her, “Why don’t you marry him?” …. No, I didn’t say that. But I wanted to!
Why can’t she see that it’s my life!?! I know what she’d say. She’d say she loves me too much to let me screw it up with a son-of-a-bitch like Jean-Claude. Ugh, just leave me alone!!!

Truthfully, I’m just soo tired of crying.

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