One time, when I was in college, I didn’t have any money. I was really hungry. The only thing I had to eat was a pound of bacon that was sitting in the refridgerator. I ate the whole pound of bacon by myself. My heart hurt after that happened.
I will do almost anything for a girl who looks good in a denim skirt as long as she asks nicely. Actually no, she doesn’t even have to ask nicely she just has to ask.
One time when I tried to quit smoking, I told everybody I was going to the library but I really just went to Taco Bell and ate 4 (crunchy) taco supremes by myself because I was craving a cigarette so bad.
I paid $1.03 for a Kylie Minogue song on iTunes.
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