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PeacefulShmn: Give…IT to you? : D
PeacefulShmn: …Give what to you?
PeacefulShmn: Who in hell’s name ARE you? o_O
Stankenstein501: Give me the diamond
PeacefulShmn: ooo…THAT “IT”. : D
PeacefulShmn: Hmmm…
PeacefulShmn: You know, I seem to have misplaced it.
Stankenstein501: You’re lying!
PeacefulShmn: Like…someone took it and replaced it with this worthless green shit!
PeacefulShmn: ._.
PeacefulShmn: It’s crazy.
Stankenstein501: Vampire shit?
Stankenstein501: Vampires shit green
Stankenstein501: So do babies
PeacefulShmn: They do? o_o New to me…
Stankenstein501: I am a baby
Stankenstein501: Wah
PeacefulShmn: I’m going to believe you!
Stankenstein501: Wah
PeacefulShmn: Just because you’re a total stranger.
Stankenstein501: I am your baby
Stankenstein501: from the future
PeacefulShmn: But if you ever become someone I know, I’ll have to stop believing you.
PeacefulShmn: I won’t have a kid.
PeacefulShmn: : P
Stankenstein501: It’s too late
Stankenstein501: You were artificailly insemenated
PeacefulShmn: What son or daughter of mine would name him or herself Stankenstein?! *blinks*
Stankenstein501: The kind that was raised by wolverines
PeacefulShmn: Wolverines? That’s sort of sad.
Stankenstein501: I know
PeacefulShmn: I’d expect they would be rough parents.
Stankenstein501: They were mean to me
Stankenstein501: Scratching me and shit
PeacefulShmn: You know, brothers and sisters too. Always maiming you for a piece of…anything.
PeacefulShmn: Yeah.
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: Why did you abandon me?
PeacefulShmn: Yeeeah…
Stankenstein501: In the future
PeacefulShmn: Well, I suppose it probably had to do with my own issues.
PeacefulShmn: You know…I’m pretty selfish. : )
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: You are a real jerk
PeacefulShmn: Like, if there was you getting eaten by a badger and me standing there, and badgers coming for me, I’d run..
PeacefulShmn: I know, I can be a jerk
Stankenstein501: It’s cool
PeacefulShmn: But this is a LIVE jerk.
PeacefulShmn: : D
Stankenstein501: Wanna get drunk with your baby?
PeacefulShmn: Hmmm…I don’t like the idea of drunkededness. I do like Whiskey (jack daniels anything), but not in high amounts.
PeacefulShmn: Pretty bad for the waste management areas, ya know.
Stankenstein501: Babies like to drink…………blood
PeacefulShmn: Blood’s awesome.
PeacefulShmn: Blood’s awesome.
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: Blood is sweet
PeacefulShmn: You know, I like blood. It’s good for the body and soul…if souls exist.
Stankenstein501: It doesn’t
Stankenstein501: I asked God
PeacefulShmn: Okay. Again, stranger. I’ll take your word for it. : D
Stankenstein501: He said, “No”
PeacefulShmn: …That’s messed up!
PeacefulShmn: god sucks then, eh?
Stankenstein501: Nah.
Stankenstein501: He’s cool
PeacefulShmn: …Hey…
PeacefulShmn: If God has no father or creator, is he a bastard? : D
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: but he doesn’t suck
PeacefulShmn: Oh.
PeacefulShmn: Okay.
PeacefulShmn: So…
Stankenstein501: There are a lot of great bastards out there
PeacefulShmn: …
Stankenstein501: like
Stankenstein501: Teddy Roosevelt
Stankenstein501: and Bob Newhart
PeacefulShmn: You little abandoned bastard child you. : D
Stankenstein501: I’m not born yet
Stankenstein501: I’m in the future
PeacefulShmn: Well, how do you talk to me then?
Stankenstein501: I have a futurebox
Stankenstein501: And a rubber mask
PeacefulShmn: I have some rubber things as well…
Stankenstein501: Homies?
PeacefulShmn: Rubber homies?
PeacefulShmn: No.
PeacefulShmn: Hornies is closer.
Stankenstein501: We talking about dildoes here?
PeacefulShmn: Well, maybe. I suppose it could be anything.
Stankenstein501: I am awesome
PeacefulShmn: You’re awesome.
PeacefulShmn: That’s good.
Stankenstein501: Duh
PeacefulShmn: I’m awesome, also.
Stankenstein501: No shit?
PeacefulShmn: Yeah…
PeacefulShmn: So, have you been circumcised yet?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: I kicked the doctor
Stankenstein501: that shit hurt
PeacefulShmn: Damn. Give it to’m good, eh?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: I told him to shut his face
PeacefulShmn: Yeah…no Ant Eater syndrome for MY son, thas for sho.
PeacefulShmn: mhm
PeacefulShmn: good.
PeacefulShmn: Exactly what I would have done.
PeacefulShmn: Kicked his teeth in and then told him to bleed.
Stankenstein501: I got a tall warrior
PeacefulShmn: Tall warrior?
PeacefulShmn: Like, an indian?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: or a russian
PeacefulShmn: Russians! those damn russians.
Stankenstein501: Are you into skeletons?
PeacefulShmn: Skeletons?
Stankenstein501: yes
Stankenstein501: skeletons
PeacefulShmn: I like skeletons. They protect my calous heart.
Stankenstein501: nice
Stankenstein501: would you like to hear some skeleton related topical humor?
PeacefulShmn: Yes. Why not?
PeacefulShmn: Go for it.
Stankenstein501: OK
Stankenstein501: So a skeleton walks into the bar
Stankenstein501: and he says “who’s got a cigarette?”
Stankenstein501: The all the bikers in the bar try to fight him
Stankenstein501: but he catches himself on fire and kills all the bikers
PeacefulShmn: The end?
Stankenstein501: then he plays a guitar solo
Stankenstein501: the end
PeacefulShmn: *claps*
Stankenstein501: thanks
PeacefulShmn: You’re absolutely welcome
PeacefulShmn: I have to say…
PeacefulShmn: for a lazily created biker-skeleton story, on the spot, that wasn’t half bad..
Stankenstein501: i figure, you know, because of the news and all
Stankenstein501: what is your job?
Stankenstein501: butt doctor?
Stankenstein501: are you a butt doctor?
Stankenstein501: I think it’s butt doctor
PeacefulShmn: Yes.
PeacefulShmn: I like to doctor analities of people.
PeacefulShmn: The rectum is my friend.

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Stankenstein501: Let me in the chatroom
Stankenstein501: Let me in or the bulldog gets it
Stankenstein501: Ok
Stankenstein501: I’m punching the bulldog
xafraidtomergex: who is this?
Stankenstein501: This is Hogan
xafraidtomergex: who is hogan
Stankenstein501: Hulk Hogan
xafraidtomergex: oh
xafraidtomergex: sweet
Stankenstein501: How many cupcakes do you think I can fit in my mouth?
xafraidtomergex: eleven
Stankenstein501: yup!
Stankenstein501: you win
xafraidtomergex: goody
Stankenstein501: Get that dog off the table
xafraidtomergex: it’s getting on past your bedtime
Stankenstein501: no
Stankenstein501: I don’t got to bed until 11:65
xafraidtomergex: obstinance will do you no good
Stankenstein501: yeah?
xafraidtomergex: sure
Stankenstein501: You are a liar
Stankenstein501: and a theif
xafraidtomergex: i’m tempted to call your bluff
xafraidtomergex: what pray tell did i steal
Stankenstein501: You stole that can of beans
Stankenstein501: from my cupboard
Stankenstein501: It was all I had
xafraidtomergex: pshaw
xafraidtomergex: sounds like someone needs to get a job
Stankenstein501: you?
Stankenstein501: do you need a job?
xafraidtomergex: are you offering me one?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
xafraidtomergex: doing what? you can’t offer me a job if you don’t have one yourself.
Stankenstein501: Who says i don’t have a job?
xafraidtomergex: you haven’t said otherwise.
Stankenstein501: so…that means that you sniff dog’s butts
Stankenstein501: right?
xafraidtomergex: and that means you’re obviously pretty immature
xafraidtomergex: therefore, i’m done
Stankenstein501: well, you haven’t said otherwise
Stankenstein501: I thought we were just making assumptions
xafraidtomergex: i’m saying otherwise
Stankenstein501: that’s all you had to say
xafraidtomergex: don’t be juvenile
Stankenstein501: can I be adolescent?
Stankenstein501: anyway
Stankenstein501: I will give you a job
xafraidtomergex: you can be however the hell you want to be, just don’t expect me to keep talking if you’re childish
Stankenstein501: I want to be Gene Simmons
xafraidtomergex: that’s swell
Stankenstein501: Is that cool?
Stankenstein501: like, cool with you?
xafraidtomergex: it doesnt matter to me
Stankenstein501: Will you take the job?
xafraidtomergex: what are you talking about ?
xafraidtomergex: how did you get my screenname? what do you want?
Stankenstein501: I want you to work for me.
Stankenstein501: You know that show the apprentice?
xafraidtomergex: yes.
Stankenstein501: It’s like that
Stankenstein501: Except I say…
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
xafraidtomergex: …
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
xafraidtomergex: …
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
Stankenstein501: you already said that
Stankenstein501: That means that you win
xafraidtomergex: that’s swell
Stankenstein501: when I wanted to be Gene Simmons
Stankenstein501: remember?
Stankenstein501: remember that?
xafraidtomergex: …so, i take it there’s not a point to this conversation then?
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
Stankenstein501: That’s the point
xafraidtomergex: because if there’s not a point, i’m going back to sleep. i want to put a gun in my mouth right now i’m so tired
Stankenstein501: Why?
Stankenstein501: what did you do today?
Stankenstein501: Did you run?
xafraidtomergex: got up early and went to work
xafraidtomergex: and then crashed when i got home
Stankenstein501: Are you an accountant?
xafraidtomergex: no
Stankenstein501: Financial analyst?
Stankenstein501: Detective?
Stankenstein501: Fireman?
Stankenstein501: Chinaman?
xafraidtomergex: i longer have the energy to talk to you, goodbye
Stankenstein501: Wait!
Stankenstein501: One more thing
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xafraidtomergex signed off at 10:05:20 PM.

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Stankenstein501: Head
Stankenstein501: Shoulders
Stankenstein501: Knees
Stankenstein501: Toes
Servo411: yes
Stankenstein501: How do you get the mayo out?
Servo411: Whose mayo?
Stankenstein501: Hellman’s
Servo411: hmm
Servo411: I don’t think I have that brand… odds are I have Wegman’s.
Stankenstein501: how do you get that mayo out?
Stankenstein501: Are you a scrapper or a digger?
Servo411: *shrugs*
Servo411: I think i’m a bit of both
Stankenstein501: it’s one or the other
Servo411: Just because I use either a knife or a spoon to get it out
Stankenstein501: I’d say you’re a digger
Servo411: How do you figure?
Stankenstein501: I know you’re kind
Servo411: ah.
Stankenstein501: My grandfather always said this was a nice neighborhood until those damn diggers moved in
Servo411: Forgive me for asking… since I get a buttload of IMs a day for my site…. but who might you be?
Stankenstein501: They call me…Powder
Servo411: ah
Servo411: And also… where did you find me?
Stankenstein501: I am electrolysis
Servo411: ok…
Stankenstein501: You know what that means?
Servo411: No, not at all… my brain shut down 2 hours ago.
Stankenstein501: I am the relationship between water and electricity
Servo411: ah
Servo411: Are you a patron of AquaTeenCentral?
Stankenstein501: A patron?
Servo411: yes
Servo411: In other words, do you frequent it?
Stankenstein501: I have seen the moons of the seven seas, yes
Stankenstein501: Are you a hilarious cartoonist?
Servo411: Heh. I guess in a way, I kinda am…… I don’t cartoon, per se…. but I am involved in Graphic Design
Stankenstein501: You must have stuidied under Kim Green?
Servo411: Yes, I designed the hotel near the soccer stadium in Mexico.
Stankenstein501: Have you ever been to Santiago Chile?
Servo411: Twice last year.
Stankenstein501: where is there a chottrom?
Stankenstein501: I need a chottrom
Servo411: A chatroom?
Stankenstein501: Yes, a chottrom
Stankenstein501: You know where to find one
Servo411: Personal or to chat into?
Stankenstein501: What does that mean?
Servo411: Do you want your own catraum or one to simply chat in?
Stankenstein501: one to chat in
Servo411: ah.
Servo411: I have this
Servo411: http://www.aquateencentral.com/forums/index.php?automodule=javairc (Forum signup required)
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: snakes
Servo411: np

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Stankenstein501: Duuude
Stankenstein501: I am like so blitzed right now
Stankenstein501: I ate a whole monkey
bluntstillburns: huh
bluntstillburns: whos this
Stankenstein501: This is agent 11
bluntstillburns: …..
bluntstillburns: hah
bluntstillburns: oh yeah
bluntstillburns: i love you
Stankenstein501: You d’on’t love me
Stankenstein501: You just love my doggy style
bluntstillburns: hha who the fuck is this?
Stankenstein501: Agent 11
Stankenstein501: I already told you
bluntstillburns: real name
bluntstillburns: non-alias
Stankenstein501: we don’t have much time
bluntstillburns: HAHAHA
bluntstillburns: radical
bluntstillburns: silly muthafucka
Stankenstein501: You wanna smoke down?
bluntstillburns: asshole dont leave me hanging
bluntstillburns: yea
bluntstillburns: im down
bluntstillburns: haha
Stankenstein501: Yeah…I like to get blunted
bluntstillburns: werrd
Stankenstein501: You like to cut shit?
Stankenstein501: When I smoke down I like to cut stuff
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: same here\
Stankenstein501: Yeah
bluntstillburns: i really like kush
Stankenstein501: You like to listen to Whitney Houston?
Stankenstein501: When I smoke down and cut stuff I like to listen to Whitney Houston
bluntstillburns: aha yep
bluntstillburns: even if shes cracked out
bluntstillburns: she coo
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: I’
Stankenstein501: I’ll still take her to the zoo
bluntstillburns: bahahah
Stankenstein501: We gonna see some giraffes and shit
Stankenstein501: and some howler monkeys
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: man whos this
Stankenstein501: Agent 11
bluntstillburns: on board?
Stankenstein501: I need you to get your gear ready
Stankenstein501: All of it
bluntstillburns: aa
bluntstillburns: haaa alright……
bluntstillburns: nevermind its a bot
bluntstillburns: so fuck you
bluntstillburns: hahaha
Stankenstein501: I ain’t no god damn robot
bluntstillburns: yep
bluntstillburns: hehe
Stankenstein501: I am a mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bluntstillburns: o rly
bluntstillburns: proove it
Stankenstein501: ok, ask me something a robot wouldn’t know
bluntstillburns: whos the first president
Stankenstein501: Schwarzenegger
bluntstillburns: hhaha
bluntstillburns: is that your final answer
Stankenstein501: no
bluntstillburns: okk…
Stankenstein501: Segal!
bluntstillburns: so when we gonna make love
Stankenstein501: sweet monkey love
bluntstillburns: fo sho
Stankenstein501: with a bunch of corn
Stankenstein501: like a lot of corn
bluntstillburns: bot bot
bluntstillburns: bot bot
Stankenstein501: i think you are a robot
bluntstillburns: bot
Stankenstein501: you are a cum junkie
bluntstillburns: your a cum cough
Stankenstein501: you are a cum fanatic
bluntstillburns: your a cum butt
Stankenstein501: you are a cum clown
Stankenstein501: with a mission
Stankenstein501: the mission: cum
Stankenstein501: you can suck my
Stankenstein501: dictatorship
Stankenstein501: tell me about the last time you crapped yourself
bluntstillburns: haa i dont think i ever crapped my self
bluntstillburns: maybe when i farted
bluntstillburns: but i dont recall
Stankenstein501: that’s bullshit
Stankenstein501: everybody craps themselves sometimes
Stankenstein501: I am doing it right now
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: well i try not to
bluntstillburns: haa
bluntstillburns: haa thats nice
Stankenstein501: ohhhh
Stankenstein501: feels like heaven
bluntstillburns: haha yep man
bluntstillburns: thats cute
Stankenstein501: youlike that?
Stankenstein501: put some corn in me baby
Stankenstein501: see what happens next
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: oh ill see what happens next
Stankenstein501: dueces wild
bluntstillburns: ducece biggolow
Stankenstein501: Are you a rapper?
bluntstillburns: fo shizzie my niggie
Stankenstein501: do you have any rhymes?
bluntstillburns: no
Stankenstein501: than you ain’t no rapper
Stankenstein501: son, you just a busta
bluntstillburns: fo sho
Stankenstein501: Filthy
bluntstillburns: busta rymes
Stankenstein501: here we go
bluntstillburns: :-!
Stankenstein501: wanna hear my rap?
Stankenstein501: I’s really great
bluntstillburns: no
bluntstillburns: i dont
Stankenstein501: you sure?
bluntstillburns: no
bluntstillburns: hahah
Stankenstein501: I’m pretty good
Stankenstein501: I’ve gotten the best rapper award twice
Stankenstein501: Here goes
bluntstillburns: dont
bluntstillburns: ahah
bluntstillburns: alright
bluntstillburns: go then
Stankenstein501: You’ll just have to imagine the beats in your head but it kinda sounds like welcome to the jungle
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: ready
Stankenstein501: here we go
Stankenstein501: when I got my knife
Stankenstein501: I cuts all the hoes
Stankenstein501: And I go to the store
Stankenstein501: and buy myself a snack
Stankenstein501: but I don’t pay
Stankenstein501: for the snack
Stankenstein501: Cuz I’m a bad ass nigga
Stankenstein501: All the hoes wanty
Stankenstein501: is my dick and my illegal cocaine
Stankenstein501: when you see me in my fast car
Stankenstein501: throw up all your gang sybols
Stankenstein501: cuz I’m gon shoot off your fingers and I’ll eat up all your babies
Stankenstein501: I ain’t afraidy of no bitch with a knife cuz I gots me a burrito
bluntstillburns: juggalo status
Stankenstein501: when I eat beans, I go to the hospital
Stankenstein501: Chinese niggas always stealing all my shit
Stankenstein501: When you’ll come to Long Beach I’m eating lots of gravy
Stankenstein501: Biiiiooooooootch!
bluntstillburns: nigger pleae
bluntstillburns: please*
Stankenstein501: What do you think?
Stankenstein501: Do you think black people will like it?
Stankenstein501: I think black people would like that song
bluntstillburns: ha i bet they would

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Stankenstein501: Mama says, “eat that China man”
damnthiscreename: who the fuck is this?
Stankenstein501: this is fucking Jackson
Stankenstein501: who the fuck is this
damnthiscreename: this is fucking Meena
Stankenstein501: well, fuck Meena you have a fucking dirty mouth
Stankenstein501: fucker
damnthiscreename: who the fuck are you, Jackson?
Stankenstein501: I was sent here by a man named Tipulcamanotsagunchatigrisblonagfanta
damnthiscreename: why did Tipulcamanotsagunchatigrisblonagfanta send you?
Stankenstein501: I am looking for a demon
Stankenstein501: Have you seen any demons?
damnthiscreename: Stankenstein501
Stankenstein501: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
damnthiscreename: man, who the fuck is this?
damnthiscreename: if you don’t explain yourself soon, I will walk away from this machine
Stankenstein501: Ok.
Stankenstein501: Did you ever see Star Trek four?
damnthiscreename: no
damnthiscreename: sorry, man
Stankenstein501: really?
damnthiscreename: yes
Stankenstein501: Well, it’s the one with the whales
Stankenstein501: They need the power of the whales for the future
damnthiscreename: screw you
damnthiscreename: I’m going
Stankenstein501: no whales?
damnthiscreename is away at 11:43:13 AM.

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Stankenstein501: Do you know what bacon is?
MaureenLycaon: Yeah. But who are you?
Stankenstein501: Dr. Dana Jenkins
Stankenstein501: Now…bacon
MaureenLycaon: *blink* Don’t know you. You sure you’ve got the righ tperson?
Stankenstein501: Look, I don’t have time for this
Stankenstein501: Bacon
Stankenstein501: Tell me what it is
MaureenLycaon: It’s a form of pork, from the hog’s ribs.
Stankenstein501: Ok
MaureenLycaon: And you are being rude.
MaureenLycaon signed off at 5:30:45 PM.

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Stankenstein501: Help! I’m trapped in a whale belly!
MOnSTerAH: ?
MOnSTerAH: do I know you?
Stankenstein501: I am called baconhead
MOnSTerAH: do I care?
Stankenstein501: I am looking for food
MOnSTerAH: unless you’re someone significant, possibly named Charles I’m blocking you
Stankenstein501: Ok, I’m charles
MOnSTerAH:
Stankenstein501: Charles in charge
Stankenstein501: of our days
Stankenstein501: and our nights
MOnSTerAH: I shoulda known
MOnSTerAH: it finally struck me
Stankenstein501: Duhh
MOnSTerAH: but there’s this other guy I went to college with… Nick
Stankenstein501: Nope, not nick
MOnSTerAH: and Nick can lick goat nuts for all I care
Stankenstein501: Yeah, Nick is a little bitch
MOnSTerAH: It finally hit me he’d've said something diff
Stankenstein501: You want me to steal his soul for you?
MOnSTerAH: sure
MOnSTerAH: he’s an asshole
Stankenstein501: Consider it done
MOnSTerAH: nice
Stankenstein501: So, how is life after college?
MOnSTerAH: talk about quality customer service
MOnSTerAH: eh I need to get back in and finish
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: Finishing is good
Stankenstein501: I finsished a race once
MOnSTerAH: sweet
Stankenstein501: I came in 92nd place!
Stankenstein501: It was a hotdog eating race
MOnSTerAH: how many hotdogs?
Stankenstein501: I ate 27
MOnSTerAH: nice
MOnSTerAH: I remember when I could eat that much
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: You were a fatso
MOnSTerAH: eh I need to lose like 30
Stankenstein501: You could just chop off your arms
MOnSTerAH: eh my semi gut would still be in effect
Stankenstein501: You could tape it down
Stankenstein501: with tape
MOnSTerAH: I might have to try that

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Stankenstein501: Laser tag?
bamf anne: yeaaaa
Stankenstein501: for sure?
bamf anne: what?
Stankenstein501: Laser tag
Stankenstein501: you down?
bamf anne: what where when
Stankenstein501: Laser tag, right here, right now
bamf anne: ummm
Stankenstein501: Come on.
Stankenstein501: don’t puss out on me
bamf anne: no
Stankenstein501: no?
bamf anne: yeah no
bamf anne: bye
Stankenstein501: who will protect the earth?
bamf anne: your mom
Stankenstein501: she’s really old
bamf anne: too bad
Stankenstein501: I don’t know if she can handle it
bamf anne: she’s handled large groups before
Stankenstein501: ohhhhh snap!
bamf anne: hardcore right
Stankenstein501: I guess I’m punk’d
bamf anne: nah not really
Stankenstein501: fakely?
Stankenstein501: are you sure you don’t want to join the laser tag duo team force squadron?
Stankenstein501: it’s tight
bamf anne: unlike your mom
Stankenstein501: damn
Stankenstein501: you are good
Stankenstein501: but for real, we defend the world from evil
Stankenstein501: and we are ballers
bamf anne: i see
bamf anne: well i dont know you so
Stankenstein501: so, yes?
Stankenstein501: you will get a call from Mr. Valentine
Stankenstein501: he is your contact
bamf anne: lmao
Stankenstein501: mention this to no one
bamf anne: oh not a problem
Stankenstein501: the code word is: leopard spot
Stankenstein501: write it down
Stankenstein501: then burn it

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Stankenstein501: I had a clown for breakfast
KawaiiWarai: … excuse me do i know you
Stankenstein501: Nope
Stankenstein501: just a guy who eats clowns
KawaiiWarai: where did you get this address.
Stankenstein501: livejournal
KawaiiWarai: whats your s/n on lj?
Stankenstein501: Don’t have one
KawaiiWarai: then you couldn’t have gotten it from lj
Stankenstein501: that’s where you are wrong
KawaiiWarai: do i know you personally
Stankenstein501: don’t think so
KawaiiWarai: who do you know that i know @__@
Stankenstein501: ummm, probably nobody
Stankenstein501: but you never know
KawaiiWarai: are you from australia
Stankenstein501: no
KawaiiWarai: ah.
KawaiiWarai: well. i’m abt to leave anyway.
Stankenstein501: ok, bye
KawaiiWarai: so. have fun eating clowns.
Stankenstein501: i will
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shadowzero777: sup nig
Stankenstein501: word up snakeman
shadowzero777: whats good
shadowzero777: keegan got girls to clean my apartment
shadowzero777: im kinda excited
Stankenstein501: Sweet
Stankenstein501: hooray for keagan
shadowzero777: hooray indeed
Stankenstein501: like a cleaning service or random girls?
shadowzero777: drunk girls
shadowzero777: instead of being sleazy and fucking them
shadowzero777: he made them clean
Stankenstein501: thats even better sometimes
shadowzero777: of course
shadowzero777: i dont favor drunk chicks
Stankenstein501: nah
Stankenstein501: too easy
shadowzero777: of course
shadowzero777: what are you doing
Stankenstein501: looking for a job
Stankenstein501: sorta
shadowzero777: eh jobs are hard to come by
Stankenstein501: nah
Stankenstein501: they are everywhere
shadowzero777: check out craigslist
Stankenstein501: I was on craigslist
shadowzero777: what field
Stankenstein501: I’m gonna be a bike messenger
shadowzero777: that wouldnt be bad
shadowzero777: im trying to get a management job at urban outfitters
Stankenstein501: eww
Stankenstein501: are you a metrosexual
shadowzero777: no
shadowzero777: i need money
shadowzero777: and it had a help wanted sign
Stankenstein501: just rob a bank
shadowzero777: eh
shadowzero777: tempting
shadowzero777: prison is not my friend
Stankenstein501: no
Stankenstein501: they steal your cookies there
shadowzero777: they do a lot more to your cookies there
Stankenstein501: I heard they rape them sometimes
shadowzero777: yeah!
Stankenstein501: That’s nasty
shadowzero777: indeed
shadowzero777: my friend went to jail
shadowzero777: for stabbing someone
Stankenstein501: Eww that sucks
Stankenstein501: Did his cookies get raped?
shadowzero777: Nah, they were cool
Stankenstein501: Are you still friends with him?
shadowzero777: hes out of jail
shadowzero777: he only got 30 days
shadowzero777: so yeah
shadowzero777: i live in a special town
Stankenstein501: what town is that?
shadowzero777: manassas
shadowzero777: va
shadowzero777: or i used to live there
shadowzero777: he stabbed him in george town south
shadowzero777: in a fight
Stankenstein501: Damn
Stankenstein501: is it a rough town?
shadowzero777: eh
shadowzero777: not really
shadowzero777: lots of drugs
Stankenstein501: good drugs?
shadowzero777: what do you consider drugs
shadowzero777: good*
Stankenstein501: most of them
shadowzero777: they have methlabs
Stankenstein501: bad news
shadowzero777: and shitty coke
shadowzero777: and h
shadowzero777: alright weed
shadowzero777: lots of oxy addicts
Stankenstein501: lame
shadowzero777: yeah
shadowzero777: im clean
shadowzero777: i just drink
Stankenstein501: thats good
Stankenstein501: drugs are for snakes
Stankenstein501: and blood bears
shadowzero777: yeah!
shadowzero777: blood bears
shadowzero777: you know whats scary
shadowzero777: milk bears
Stankenstein501: for sure
shadowzero777: thats some scurry shit
Stankenstein501: they are all milky and stuff
shadowzero777: have you seen akira
Stankenstein501: no

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