Who The Fuck Is Matt Kelley Anyway?
Matt Kelley is fantastic. He totally shreds and gets all the sexy chicks. One time he totally fought a bear and the bear totally died. Matt Kelley lives in Chicago and writes. On weekends, sometimes he drinks beer. Matt Kelley likes beer.
This is a collection of some of the bullshit Matt Kelley does with his free time. While Matt Kelley should probably be out trying to find a wife and start a family or a career, he would rather do this. Matt Kelley doesn’t think getting old and doing normal people stuff is very cool.
Matt Kelley’s diet consists primarily of pizza and tacos. Matt Kelley’s friend, Madeline helped him build this website because she is awesome.
You’re probably thinking, “Who the fuck is this Matt Kelley anyway? He doesn’t seem that great.” Well, you’re right. Matt Kelley isn’t always great. A lot of the stuff on this website is pretty retarded. Plus, sometimes Matt Kelley sleeps with the wrong person or says something really mean on accident and his girlfriend gets mad at him. Yeah, Matt Kelley can be a real asshole sometimes.
The point is, Matt Kelley is great sometimes. Shit, everybody is great sometimes. These stories and social comments and scenes and pictures are some of the things Matt Kelley is most proud of. Matt Kelley hopes you enjoy them as much as he does.