A List Of Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said/Done At The Bar Last Night
Friday, June 22, 2007
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Current mood: I got drunk yesterday. Real drunk.. Here are some things that I probably shouldn’t have said or done last night. Last night I shouldn’t have… 1)Smoked cigarettes…constantly. 2)Had those last eight beers. 3)Sang “Beatrice” in the style of Michael Jackson’s “Ben” for some hispanic chick that I didn’t know in front of her family. (Appearantly, it was her birthday.) 4)Spilled my beer and shattered the glass then blamed somebody else for it. Then doing the exact same thing with my replacement beer. 5)Sang BOTH Rick Astley songs. 6)Admitted to my love of musical theater. 7)Kissed that girl. 8)Kissed that dude. 9)Kissed that other girl. 10)Kissed that dude again. 11)Said, “I’m not the gay Matt Kelley! I’ll fuck all three of you girls right now!” (This was before I kissed the dude.) 12)Poured sugar all over myself while somebody sang “Pour Some Sugar On Me” on the Kareoke box. 13)Thrown sugar EVERYWHERE. 14)Said, “Whose shots are these? Mine now.” 15)Drank two shots that were not mine. 16)Cheered for myself until they let me sing. 17)Poured a drink in that poor girl’s lap. 18)Yelled until I could no longer yell. 19)Listened to metal and smoked weed instead of going to bed when I got home. Needless to say, I was wasted last night. But sometimes life is a lot more fun when you do stuff that you shouldn’t.
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