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Stankenstein501: Howdy cowboy
XNijiX: Hi~!
Stankenstein501: Whats the word of the day?
XNijiX: It’s my birthday! *dances*
Stankenstein501: Well, I’ll be a rattlesnakes uncle!!
Stankenstein501: Happy birthday!
Stankenstein501: I got you a lasso
Stankenstein501: and a blade
Stankenstein501: for cuttin stuff
XNijiX: Thanks a lot…
XNijiX: Do you have a receipt for that?
Stankenstein501: Why?
XNijiX: To return it
XNijiX:
Stankenstein501: Do you want to take it back?
Stankenstein501: It’s a good blade
Stankenstein501: You could really put it to good use.
XNijiX: I’m afraid I’d just accidently cut myself
Stankenstein501: Nahh
Stankenstein501: you’d be fine
Stankenstein501: I use mine to cut fools
XNijiX: Good thing I’m no fool
Stankenstein501: but you could use it to cut other stuff too
Stankenstein501: like cheese
Stankenstein501: or bacon
XNijiX: I like cheese
XNijiX: I don’t like bacon
Stankenstein501: Do you like fools?
XNijiX: They provide a sense of balance in the world
XNijiX: Plus they make me feel smarter
Stankenstein501: Well, I don’t like fools
Stankenstein501: so I cut them
Stankenstein501: so you could cut cheese or bacon because you don’t like them
XNijiX: Hahahah ok
Stankenstein501: but I guess I could take the blade back
Stankenstein501: what would you rather have?
Stankenstein501: snakeskin boots?
XNijiX: I’d rather have a plane ticket to San Fran
Stankenstein501: hmmmmm
Stankenstein501: thats a pretty tall order
XNijiX: Yeah well, I’m an expensive person
Stankenstein501: this cowpoke doesn’t have a lot of cow money
XNijiX: lol
XNijiX: Maybe I could ride a cow to San Fran
Stankenstein501: you could
Stankenstein501: but it would takeforever
Stankenstein501: those little bastards are stubborn
Stankenstein501: and they are dumb
Stankenstein501: sometimes i cut cows with my blade too
XNijiX: Poor cows!
Stankenstein501: I don’t cut them a lot or anything
Stankenstein501: just a little
XNijiX: So uh
XNijiX: How’d you get my screenname?
Stankenstein501: The FBI gave it to me
XNijiX: Tell them that I typed this emoticon: ;_;
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: They said “cool”
XNijiX: Ok, seriously, how’d you get it?
Stankenstein501: liovejournal
Stankenstein501: live
XNijiX: Oh… What’s your lj?
Stankenstein501: i don’t have one
XNijiX: Ok
XNijiX: Why’d you IM me?
Stankenstein501: because I need somebody to help me with my plan
XNijiX: Ok….
Stankenstein501: it pays out a cool ten mil
Stankenstein501: and there are tigers involved
XNijiX: I like tigers
Stankenstein501: great
Stankenstein501: so you’re in?
XNijiX: What’s the rest of the plan?
Stankenstein501: We go to China
Stankenstein501: in the mountains
Stankenstein501: and live with the tigers
XNijiX: Gotcha
Stankenstein501: for 7 years
Stankenstein501: after 7 years
Stankenstein501: we are ready
XNijiX: For what?
Stankenstein501: we rob a bank
Stankenstein501: for a cool 20 mil
XNijiX: I thought you said 10?
Stankenstein501: a cool 10 for you
Stankenstein501: and a cool 10 for me
XNijiX: Ok
XNijiX: Cool, not hot
Stankenstein501: no, that’s what’s different about this job
Stankenstein501: is a cool 10 mil
Stankenstein501: it’s easy
XNijiX: Ok, I’m in
Stankenstein501: awesome
Stankenstein501: you won’t regret it
Stankenstein501: I’ll give you one week to say goodbye to your friends and family
XNijiX: Alrighty
Stankenstein501: Thanks dude
Stankenstein501: I really appreciate it
Stankenstein501: happy birthday
XNijiX: Thanks

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Stankenstein501: Hate those bikers
Stankenstein501: They smell like pigs
Stankenstein501: You know. You kinda smell like a pig too.
Stankenstein501: A stinky pig
Opicke bickeO signed off at 11:45:35 AM.

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Stankenstein501: Hey
Stankenstein501: Hey Chinese kid
Stankenstein501: Hey!
butterfly33182: do i know you?
Stankenstein501: Yes
Stankenstein501: I just want you to stop being Chinese
butterfly33182: i’m not chinese…
butterfly33182: i was on the phone
butterfly33182: and not sure i should accept a message from somebody i don’t know…
Stankenstein501: why
Stankenstein501: are you scared
Stankenstein501: chicken
butterfly33182: because i have had problems with internet stalkers
Stankenstein501: ewwww
butterfly33182: umhhhmmm
Stankenstein501: Are you sure they were really stalkers?
Stankenstein501: Maybe you’re just flattering yourself
butterfly33182: uh, yeah, i’m sure
Stankenstein501: well, how come you’re so great?
butterfly33182: i never said i was great, just that apparently, people like to stalk me on the internet
Stankenstein501: why don’t I get stalkers?
butterfly33182: i don’t know
butterfly33182: maybe if you tell me who you are, i can tell you why
Stankenstein501: ok, I’m ted
butterfly33182: ted
butterfly33182: ted who?
Stankenstein501: Ted Jones
butterfly33182: do i know a ted?
Stankenstein501: I don’t know
butterfly33182: i thought you said i knew you
Stankenstein501: I probably lied
butterfly33182: nice
butterfly33182: see, this is why i say i have internet stalkers
butterfly33182: where did you get my screen name, ted jones?
Stankenstein501: I can’t be expected to remember these things
Stankenstein501: but I’m not stalking you
butterfly33182: ok
butterfly33182: we’ll see
Stankenstein501: you have a pretty broad definition of stalking
butterfly33182: i didn’t say you were
butterfly33182: yet
butterfly33182:
Stankenstein501: ahhhh. I see
Stankenstein501: so if a snowman freezes himself, will he die?
butterfly33182: nah
Stankenstein501: no?
butterfly33182: nope
Stankenstein501: Is he in a state of suspended animation?
butterfly33182: he’s already frozen…
Stankenstein501: I guess you are right
Stankenstein501: does that mean that snowmen are evil?
Stankenstein501: because they have icy hearts
butterfly33182: no
butterfly33182: they’r ejust made to be cold
Stankenstein501: so they feel no love
butterfly33182: well, they don’t have hearts
butterfly33182: so i suppose not
Stankenstein501: poor snowmen
Stankenstein501: that’s ok
Stankenstein501: I hate them anyway
Stankenstein501: my father was killed by a snowman
butterfly33182: nice
Stankenstein501: not nice
Stankenstein501: it was terrible
Stankenstein501: the blood was everywhere
butterfly33182: i’m sure it was
butterfly33182: frozen, of course
Stankenstein501: eventually, yes. The blood froze
Stankenstein501: but daddy was gone
Stankenstein501: all I have of him is is harmonica
Stankenstein501: and his monster truck hat
Stankenstein501: and his keys
Stankenstein501: I’m going to cry now
butterfly33182: ok
Stankenstein501: goodbye
butterfly33182: bye

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PeacefulShmn: Give…IT to you? : D
PeacefulShmn: …Give what to you?
PeacefulShmn: Who in hell’s name ARE you? o_O
Stankenstein501: Give me the diamond
PeacefulShmn: ooo…THAT “IT”. : D
PeacefulShmn: Hmmm…
PeacefulShmn: You know, I seem to have misplaced it.
Stankenstein501: You’re lying!
PeacefulShmn: Like…someone took it and replaced it with this worthless green shit!
PeacefulShmn: ._.
PeacefulShmn: It’s crazy.
Stankenstein501: Vampire shit?
Stankenstein501: Vampires shit green
Stankenstein501: So do babies
PeacefulShmn: They do? o_o New to me…
Stankenstein501: I am a baby
Stankenstein501: Wah
PeacefulShmn: I’m going to believe you!
Stankenstein501: Wah
PeacefulShmn: Just because you’re a total stranger.
Stankenstein501: I am your baby
Stankenstein501: from the future
PeacefulShmn: But if you ever become someone I know, I’ll have to stop believing you.
PeacefulShmn: I won’t have a kid.
PeacefulShmn: : P
Stankenstein501: It’s too late
Stankenstein501: You were artificailly insemenated
PeacefulShmn: What son or daughter of mine would name him or herself Stankenstein?! *blinks*
Stankenstein501: The kind that was raised by wolverines
PeacefulShmn: Wolverines? That’s sort of sad.
Stankenstein501: I know
PeacefulShmn: I’d expect they would be rough parents.
Stankenstein501: They were mean to me
Stankenstein501: Scratching me and shit
PeacefulShmn: You know, brothers and sisters too. Always maiming you for a piece of…anything.
PeacefulShmn: Yeah.
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: Why did you abandon me?
PeacefulShmn: Yeeeah…
Stankenstein501: In the future
PeacefulShmn: Well, I suppose it probably had to do with my own issues.
PeacefulShmn: You know…I’m pretty selfish. : )
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: You are a real jerk
PeacefulShmn: Like, if there was you getting eaten by a badger and me standing there, and badgers coming for me, I’d run..
PeacefulShmn: I know, I can be a jerk
Stankenstein501: It’s cool
PeacefulShmn: But this is a LIVE jerk.
PeacefulShmn: : D
Stankenstein501: Wanna get drunk with your baby?
PeacefulShmn: Hmmm…I don’t like the idea of drunkededness. I do like Whiskey (jack daniels anything), but not in high amounts.
PeacefulShmn: Pretty bad for the waste management areas, ya know.
Stankenstein501: Babies like to drink…………blood
PeacefulShmn: Blood’s awesome.
PeacefulShmn: Blood’s awesome.
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: Blood is sweet
PeacefulShmn: You know, I like blood. It’s good for the body and soul…if souls exist.
Stankenstein501: It doesn’t
Stankenstein501: I asked God
PeacefulShmn: Okay. Again, stranger. I’ll take your word for it. : D
Stankenstein501: He said, “No”
PeacefulShmn: …That’s messed up!
PeacefulShmn: god sucks then, eh?
Stankenstein501: Nah.
Stankenstein501: He’s cool
PeacefulShmn: …Hey…
PeacefulShmn: If God has no father or creator, is he a bastard? : D
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: but he doesn’t suck
PeacefulShmn: Oh.
PeacefulShmn: Okay.
PeacefulShmn: So…
Stankenstein501: There are a lot of great bastards out there
PeacefulShmn: …
Stankenstein501: like
Stankenstein501: Teddy Roosevelt
Stankenstein501: and Bob Newhart
PeacefulShmn: You little abandoned bastard child you. : D
Stankenstein501: I’m not born yet
Stankenstein501: I’m in the future
PeacefulShmn: Well, how do you talk to me then?
Stankenstein501: I have a futurebox
Stankenstein501: And a rubber mask
PeacefulShmn: I have some rubber things as well…
Stankenstein501: Homies?
PeacefulShmn: Rubber homies?
PeacefulShmn: No.
PeacefulShmn: Hornies is closer.
Stankenstein501: We talking about dildoes here?
PeacefulShmn: Well, maybe. I suppose it could be anything.
Stankenstein501: I am awesome
PeacefulShmn: You’re awesome.
PeacefulShmn: That’s good.
Stankenstein501: Duh
PeacefulShmn: I’m awesome, also.
Stankenstein501: No shit?
PeacefulShmn: Yeah…
PeacefulShmn: So, have you been circumcised yet?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: I kicked the doctor
Stankenstein501: that shit hurt
PeacefulShmn: Damn. Give it to’m good, eh?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: I told him to shut his face
PeacefulShmn: Yeah…no Ant Eater syndrome for MY son, thas for sho.
PeacefulShmn: mhm
PeacefulShmn: good.
PeacefulShmn: Exactly what I would have done.
PeacefulShmn: Kicked his teeth in and then told him to bleed.
Stankenstein501: I got a tall warrior
PeacefulShmn: Tall warrior?
PeacefulShmn: Like, an indian?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: or a russian
PeacefulShmn: Russians! those damn russians.
Stankenstein501: Are you into skeletons?
PeacefulShmn: Skeletons?
Stankenstein501: yes
Stankenstein501: skeletons
PeacefulShmn: I like skeletons. They protect my calous heart.
Stankenstein501: nice
Stankenstein501: would you like to hear some skeleton related topical humor?
PeacefulShmn: Yes. Why not?
PeacefulShmn: Go for it.
Stankenstein501: OK
Stankenstein501: So a skeleton walks into the bar
Stankenstein501: and he says “who’s got a cigarette?”
Stankenstein501: The all the bikers in the bar try to fight him
Stankenstein501: but he catches himself on fire and kills all the bikers
PeacefulShmn: The end?
Stankenstein501: then he plays a guitar solo
Stankenstein501: the end
PeacefulShmn: *claps*
Stankenstein501: thanks
PeacefulShmn: You’re absolutely welcome
PeacefulShmn: I have to say…
PeacefulShmn: for a lazily created biker-skeleton story, on the spot, that wasn’t half bad..
Stankenstein501: i figure, you know, because of the news and all
Stankenstein501: what is your job?
Stankenstein501: butt doctor?
Stankenstein501: are you a butt doctor?
Stankenstein501: I think it’s butt doctor
PeacefulShmn: Yes.
PeacefulShmn: I like to doctor analities of people.
PeacefulShmn: The rectum is my friend.

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Stankenstein501: Let me in the chatroom
Stankenstein501: Let me in or the bulldog gets it
Stankenstein501: Ok
Stankenstein501: I’m punching the bulldog
xafraidtomergex: who is this?
Stankenstein501: This is Hogan
xafraidtomergex: who is hogan
Stankenstein501: Hulk Hogan
xafraidtomergex: oh
xafraidtomergex: sweet
Stankenstein501: How many cupcakes do you think I can fit in my mouth?
xafraidtomergex: eleven
Stankenstein501: yup!
Stankenstein501: you win
xafraidtomergex: goody
Stankenstein501: Get that dog off the table
xafraidtomergex: it’s getting on past your bedtime
Stankenstein501: no
Stankenstein501: I don’t got to bed until 11:65
xafraidtomergex: obstinance will do you no good
Stankenstein501: yeah?
xafraidtomergex: sure
Stankenstein501: You are a liar
Stankenstein501: and a theif
xafraidtomergex: i’m tempted to call your bluff
xafraidtomergex: what pray tell did i steal
Stankenstein501: You stole that can of beans
Stankenstein501: from my cupboard
Stankenstein501: It was all I had
xafraidtomergex: pshaw
xafraidtomergex: sounds like someone needs to get a job
Stankenstein501: you?
Stankenstein501: do you need a job?
xafraidtomergex: are you offering me one?
Stankenstein501: Yeah
xafraidtomergex: doing what? you can’t offer me a job if you don’t have one yourself.
Stankenstein501: Who says i don’t have a job?
xafraidtomergex: you haven’t said otherwise.
Stankenstein501: so…that means that you sniff dog’s butts
Stankenstein501: right?
xafraidtomergex: and that means you’re obviously pretty immature
xafraidtomergex: therefore, i’m done
Stankenstein501: well, you haven’t said otherwise
Stankenstein501: I thought we were just making assumptions
xafraidtomergex: i’m saying otherwise
Stankenstein501: that’s all you had to say
xafraidtomergex: don’t be juvenile
Stankenstein501: can I be adolescent?
Stankenstein501: anyway
Stankenstein501: I will give you a job
xafraidtomergex: you can be however the hell you want to be, just don’t expect me to keep talking if you’re childish
Stankenstein501: I want to be Gene Simmons
xafraidtomergex: that’s swell
Stankenstein501: Is that cool?
Stankenstein501: like, cool with you?
xafraidtomergex: it doesnt matter to me
Stankenstein501: Will you take the job?
xafraidtomergex: what are you talking about ?
xafraidtomergex: how did you get my screenname? what do you want?
Stankenstein501: I want you to work for me.
Stankenstein501: You know that show the apprentice?
xafraidtomergex: yes.
Stankenstein501: It’s like that
Stankenstein501: Except I say…
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
xafraidtomergex: …
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
xafraidtomergex: …
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
Stankenstein501: you already said that
Stankenstein501: That means that you win
xafraidtomergex: that’s swell
Stankenstein501: when I wanted to be Gene Simmons
Stankenstein501: remember?
Stankenstein501: remember that?
xafraidtomergex: …so, i take it there’s not a point to this conversation then?
Stankenstein501: You’re hired!
Stankenstein501: That’s the point
xafraidtomergex: because if there’s not a point, i’m going back to sleep. i want to put a gun in my mouth right now i’m so tired
Stankenstein501: Why?
Stankenstein501: what did you do today?
Stankenstein501: Did you run?
xafraidtomergex: got up early and went to work
xafraidtomergex: and then crashed when i got home
Stankenstein501: Are you an accountant?
xafraidtomergex: no
Stankenstein501: Financial analyst?
Stankenstein501: Detective?
Stankenstein501: Fireman?
Stankenstein501: Chinaman?
xafraidtomergex: i longer have the energy to talk to you, goodbye
Stankenstein501: Wait!
Stankenstein501: One more thing
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xafraidtomergex signed off at 10:05:20 PM.

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Stankenstein501: Head
Stankenstein501: Shoulders
Stankenstein501: Knees
Stankenstein501: Toes
Servo411: yes
Stankenstein501: How do you get the mayo out?
Servo411: Whose mayo?
Stankenstein501: Hellman’s
Servo411: hmm
Servo411: I don’t think I have that brand… odds are I have Wegman’s.
Stankenstein501: how do you get that mayo out?
Stankenstein501: Are you a scrapper or a digger?
Servo411: *shrugs*
Servo411: I think i’m a bit of both
Stankenstein501: it’s one or the other
Servo411: Just because I use either a knife or a spoon to get it out
Stankenstein501: I’d say you’re a digger
Servo411: How do you figure?
Stankenstein501: I know you’re kind
Servo411: ah.
Stankenstein501: My grandfather always said this was a nice neighborhood until those damn diggers moved in
Servo411: Forgive me for asking… since I get a buttload of IMs a day for my site…. but who might you be?
Stankenstein501: They call me…Powder
Servo411: ah
Servo411: And also… where did you find me?
Stankenstein501: I am electrolysis
Servo411: ok…
Stankenstein501: You know what that means?
Servo411: No, not at all… my brain shut down 2 hours ago.
Stankenstein501: I am the relationship between water and electricity
Servo411: ah
Servo411: Are you a patron of AquaTeenCentral?
Stankenstein501: A patron?
Servo411: yes
Servo411: In other words, do you frequent it?
Stankenstein501: I have seen the moons of the seven seas, yes
Stankenstein501: Are you a hilarious cartoonist?
Servo411: Heh. I guess in a way, I kinda am…… I don’t cartoon, per se…. but I am involved in Graphic Design
Stankenstein501: You must have stuidied under Kim Green?
Servo411: Yes, I designed the hotel near the soccer stadium in Mexico.
Stankenstein501: Have you ever been to Santiago Chile?
Servo411: Twice last year.
Stankenstein501: where is there a chottrom?
Stankenstein501: I need a chottrom
Servo411: A chatroom?
Stankenstein501: Yes, a chottrom
Stankenstein501: You know where to find one
Servo411: Personal or to chat into?
Stankenstein501: What does that mean?
Servo411: Do you want your own catraum or one to simply chat in?
Stankenstein501: one to chat in
Servo411: ah.
Servo411: I have this
Servo411: http://www.aquateencentral.com/forums/index.php?automodule=javairc (Forum signup required)
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: snakes
Servo411: np

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Stankenstein501: Duuude
Stankenstein501: I am like so blitzed right now
Stankenstein501: I ate a whole monkey
bluntstillburns: huh
bluntstillburns: whos this
Stankenstein501: This is agent 11
bluntstillburns: …..
bluntstillburns: hah
bluntstillburns: oh yeah
bluntstillburns: i love you
Stankenstein501: You d’on’t love me
Stankenstein501: You just love my doggy style
bluntstillburns: hha who the fuck is this?
Stankenstein501: Agent 11
Stankenstein501: I already told you
bluntstillburns: real name
bluntstillburns: non-alias
Stankenstein501: we don’t have much time
bluntstillburns: HAHAHA
bluntstillburns: radical
bluntstillburns: silly muthafucka
Stankenstein501: You wanna smoke down?
bluntstillburns: asshole dont leave me hanging
bluntstillburns: yea
bluntstillburns: im down
bluntstillburns: haha
Stankenstein501: Yeah…I like to get blunted
bluntstillburns: werrd
Stankenstein501: You like to cut shit?
Stankenstein501: When I smoke down I like to cut stuff
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: same here\
Stankenstein501: Yeah
bluntstillburns: i really like kush
Stankenstein501: You like to listen to Whitney Houston?
Stankenstein501: When I smoke down and cut stuff I like to listen to Whitney Houston
bluntstillburns: aha yep
bluntstillburns: even if shes cracked out
bluntstillburns: she coo
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: I’
Stankenstein501: I’ll still take her to the zoo
bluntstillburns: bahahah
Stankenstein501: We gonna see some giraffes and shit
Stankenstein501: and some howler monkeys
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: man whos this
Stankenstein501: Agent 11
bluntstillburns: on board?
Stankenstein501: I need you to get your gear ready
Stankenstein501: All of it
bluntstillburns: aa
bluntstillburns: haaa alright……
bluntstillburns: nevermind its a bot
bluntstillburns: so fuck you
bluntstillburns: hahaha
Stankenstein501: I ain’t no god damn robot
bluntstillburns: yep
bluntstillburns: hehe
Stankenstein501: I am a mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bluntstillburns: o rly
bluntstillburns: proove it
Stankenstein501: ok, ask me something a robot wouldn’t know
bluntstillburns: whos the first president
Stankenstein501: Schwarzenegger
bluntstillburns: hhaha
bluntstillburns: is that your final answer
Stankenstein501: no
bluntstillburns: okk…
Stankenstein501: Segal!
bluntstillburns: so when we gonna make love
Stankenstein501: sweet monkey love
bluntstillburns: fo sho
Stankenstein501: with a bunch of corn
Stankenstein501: like a lot of corn
bluntstillburns: bot bot
bluntstillburns: bot bot
Stankenstein501: i think you are a robot
bluntstillburns: bot
Stankenstein501: you are a cum junkie
bluntstillburns: your a cum cough
Stankenstein501: you are a cum fanatic
bluntstillburns: your a cum butt
Stankenstein501: you are a cum clown
Stankenstein501: with a mission
Stankenstein501: the mission: cum
Stankenstein501: you can suck my
Stankenstein501: dictatorship
Stankenstein501: tell me about the last time you crapped yourself
bluntstillburns: haa i dont think i ever crapped my self
bluntstillburns: maybe when i farted
bluntstillburns: but i dont recall
Stankenstein501: that’s bullshit
Stankenstein501: everybody craps themselves sometimes
Stankenstein501: I am doing it right now
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: well i try not to
bluntstillburns: haa
bluntstillburns: haa thats nice
Stankenstein501: ohhhh
Stankenstein501: feels like heaven
bluntstillburns: haha yep man
bluntstillburns: thats cute
Stankenstein501: youlike that?
Stankenstein501: put some corn in me baby
Stankenstein501: see what happens next
bluntstillburns: haha
bluntstillburns: oh ill see what happens next
Stankenstein501: dueces wild
bluntstillburns: ducece biggolow
Stankenstein501: Are you a rapper?
bluntstillburns: fo shizzie my niggie
Stankenstein501: do you have any rhymes?
bluntstillburns: no
Stankenstein501: than you ain’t no rapper
Stankenstein501: son, you just a busta
bluntstillburns: fo sho
Stankenstein501: Filthy
bluntstillburns: busta rymes
Stankenstein501: here we go
bluntstillburns: :-!
Stankenstein501: wanna hear my rap?
Stankenstein501: I’s really great
bluntstillburns: no
bluntstillburns: i dont
Stankenstein501: you sure?
bluntstillburns: no
bluntstillburns: hahah
Stankenstein501: I’m pretty good
Stankenstein501: I’ve gotten the best rapper award twice
Stankenstein501: Here goes
bluntstillburns: dont
bluntstillburns: ahah
bluntstillburns: alright
bluntstillburns: go then
Stankenstein501: You’ll just have to imagine the beats in your head but it kinda sounds like welcome to the jungle
Stankenstein501: ok
Stankenstein501: ready
Stankenstein501: here we go
Stankenstein501: when I got my knife
Stankenstein501: I cuts all the hoes
Stankenstein501: And I go to the store
Stankenstein501: and buy myself a snack
Stankenstein501: but I don’t pay
Stankenstein501: for the snack
Stankenstein501: Cuz I’m a bad ass nigga
Stankenstein501: All the hoes wanty
Stankenstein501: is my dick and my illegal cocaine
Stankenstein501: when you see me in my fast car
Stankenstein501: throw up all your gang sybols
Stankenstein501: cuz I’m gon shoot off your fingers and I’ll eat up all your babies
Stankenstein501: I ain’t afraidy of no bitch with a knife cuz I gots me a burrito
bluntstillburns: juggalo status
Stankenstein501: when I eat beans, I go to the hospital
Stankenstein501: Chinese niggas always stealing all my shit
Stankenstein501: When you’ll come to Long Beach I’m eating lots of gravy
Stankenstein501: Biiiiooooooootch!
bluntstillburns: nigger pleae
bluntstillburns: please*
Stankenstein501: What do you think?
Stankenstein501: Do you think black people will like it?
Stankenstein501: I think black people would like that song
bluntstillburns: ha i bet they would

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Stankenstein501: Mama says, “eat that China man”
damnthiscreename: who the fuck is this?
Stankenstein501: this is fucking Jackson
Stankenstein501: who the fuck is this
damnthiscreename: this is fucking Meena
Stankenstein501: well, fuck Meena you have a fucking dirty mouth
Stankenstein501: fucker
damnthiscreename: who the fuck are you, Jackson?
Stankenstein501: I was sent here by a man named Tipulcamanotsagunchatigrisblonagfanta
damnthiscreename: why did Tipulcamanotsagunchatigrisblonagfanta send you?
Stankenstein501: I am looking for a demon
Stankenstein501: Have you seen any demons?
damnthiscreename: Stankenstein501
Stankenstein501: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
damnthiscreename: man, who the fuck is this?
damnthiscreename: if you don’t explain yourself soon, I will walk away from this machine
Stankenstein501: Ok.
Stankenstein501: Did you ever see Star Trek four?
damnthiscreename: no
damnthiscreename: sorry, man
Stankenstein501: really?
damnthiscreename: yes
Stankenstein501: Well, it’s the one with the whales
Stankenstein501: They need the power of the whales for the future
damnthiscreename: screw you
damnthiscreename: I’m going
Stankenstein501: no whales?
damnthiscreename is away at 11:43:13 AM.

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Stankenstein501: Do you know what bacon is?
MaureenLycaon: Yeah. But who are you?
Stankenstein501: Dr. Dana Jenkins
Stankenstein501: Now…bacon
MaureenLycaon: *blink* Don’t know you. You sure you’ve got the righ tperson?
Stankenstein501: Look, I don’t have time for this
Stankenstein501: Bacon
Stankenstein501: Tell me what it is
MaureenLycaon: It’s a form of pork, from the hog’s ribs.
Stankenstein501: Ok
MaureenLycaon: And you are being rude.
MaureenLycaon signed off at 5:30:45 PM.

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Stankenstein501: Help! I’m trapped in a whale belly!
MOnSTerAH: ?
MOnSTerAH: do I know you?
Stankenstein501: I am called baconhead
MOnSTerAH: do I care?
Stankenstein501: I am looking for food
MOnSTerAH: unless you’re someone significant, possibly named Charles I’m blocking you
Stankenstein501: Ok, I’m charles
MOnSTerAH:
Stankenstein501: Charles in charge
Stankenstein501: of our days
Stankenstein501: and our nights
MOnSTerAH: I shoulda known
MOnSTerAH: it finally struck me
Stankenstein501: Duhh
MOnSTerAH: but there’s this other guy I went to college with… Nick
Stankenstein501: Nope, not nick
MOnSTerAH: and Nick can lick goat nuts for all I care
Stankenstein501: Yeah, Nick is a little bitch
MOnSTerAH: It finally hit me he’d've said something diff
Stankenstein501: You want me to steal his soul for you?
MOnSTerAH: sure
MOnSTerAH: he’s an asshole
Stankenstein501: Consider it done
MOnSTerAH: nice
Stankenstein501: So, how is life after college?
MOnSTerAH: talk about quality customer service
MOnSTerAH: eh I need to get back in and finish
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: Finishing is good
Stankenstein501: I finsished a race once
MOnSTerAH: sweet
Stankenstein501: I came in 92nd place!
Stankenstein501: It was a hotdog eating race
MOnSTerAH: how many hotdogs?
Stankenstein501: I ate 27
MOnSTerAH: nice
MOnSTerAH: I remember when I could eat that much
Stankenstein501: Yeah
Stankenstein501: You were a fatso
MOnSTerAH: eh I need to lose like 30
Stankenstein501: You could just chop off your arms
MOnSTerAH: eh my semi gut would still be in effect
Stankenstein501: You could tape it down
Stankenstein501: with tape
MOnSTerAH: I might have to try that

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