ThrillhouseE: Reveal the inner bear
Dagny7373: so, do you just pick random people from the area and im them and their friends or what
ThrillhouseE: sometimes
ThrillhouseE: im just trying to get you to reveal the inner bear
Dagny7373: uhm, my inner bear’s not that interesting so…
ThrillhouseE: im sure it is
ThrillhouseE: all bears are interesting
Dagny7373: nope, sorry, you should find some other random girl to show her “bear”
ThrillhouseE: like who?
Dagny7373: you seem to be able to find people easy enough
Dagny7373: do it yourself
ThrillhouseE: ok
ThrillhouseE: i’ll ask you
ThrillhouseE: reveal your inner bear
Dagny7373: i told you, my bear’s not that interesting, in fact, im actually asexual, i reproduce by splitting with myself
ThrillhouseE: you use mitosis
ThrillhouseE: what does that have to do with bears?
Dagny7373: i don’t have a bear
ThrillhouseE: there is a bear in all of us
Dagny7373: nope, not me, maybe i had one at one time, but he probably got too bored and left
ThrillhouseE: wow
ThrillhouseE: no bear
Dagny7373: well, how bout yours?
Dagny7373: take it out
ThrillhouseE: my bear?
ThrillhouseE: he’s pretty fierce
Dagny7373: so
ThrillhouseE: i have to coax him out with watermelon
ThrillhouseE: it’s all he eats
Dagny7373: that’s what she said
Dagny7373: is it black
ThrillhouseE: yeah
ThrillhouseE: canadian black bear
Dagny7373: thought so
Dagny7373: well, then he should like bacon too, maybe like beer stuffed with bacon served in a watermelon
ThrillhouseE: he would dig that
Dagny7373: i have to go make some soylent green, sorry i couldn’t see your bear
ThrillhouseE: you’ll see him next time
Dagny7373: yeah, i’m sure
Dagny7373: i thought he was pretty fierce
ThrillhouseE: well, you better be careful when i bring him out
ThrillhouseE: no sudden moves
Dagny7373: naw, he’ll just run away from my lameness
Dagny7373: he’ll be too bored
ThrillhouseE: he feeds on lameness and boredom
ThrillhouseE: and watermelon
Dagny7373: well then, i’ll have to find some other excuse not to see your bear
ThrillhouseE: just try to protect your skull
Dagny7373: why bother
ThrillhouseE: cuz the bear will eat it
Dagny7373: so, no one will miss me,
ThrillhouseE: awww
Dagny7373: at least i’ll have fed a bear
ThrillhouseE: what are you, 16?
ThrillhouseE: and already lost your zest for life
ThrillhouseE: what a shame
Dagny7373: i’m immortal, i was born without a zest for life
ThrillhouseE: a highlander?
Dagny7373: yep, how’d you know
ThrillhouseE: I saw the movie
Dagny7373: that was no movie, that was a cleverly hidden camera
Dagny7373: we had to kill the guy who taped us
ThrillhouseE: of course
ThrillhouseE: that sucks
Dagny7373: not for me, i got to cook him up and eat him
ThrillhouseE: he must have been a hell of a cameraman
Dagny7373: i still have some left
Dagny7373: he was real fat
ThrillhouseE: he must have been realllllly fat
ThrillhouseE: cuz that movie came out in the 80s
Dagny7373: no, not that fat, he had a big wang though
Dagny7373: it was like 2 of tommy lee
ThrillhouseE: daaaaaaaang
ThrillhouseE: now thats a hog
Dagny7373: yep
Dagny7373: i’ll have to compare it to your bear
ThrillhouseE: im sure my bear is bigger
ThrillhouseE: he weighs like 800 pounds
Dagny7373: wow, how does he fit in a cave
ThrillhouseE: its a big cave
Dagny7373: hm, i’ve never seen a cave that big
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