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Stankenstein501: Smoke?
Shinigaami: Do I, or is that the nickname of someone who I am not?
Stankenstein501: Do you?
Shinigaami: No. Why?
Stankenstein501: You wanna get high cyber style?
Shinigaami: I’ll pass, thanks.
Stankenstein501: you sure?
Shinigaami: Positive.
Stankenstein501: I got some good cyber shit
Shinigaami: That’s lovely, but no thank you.
Stankenstein501: I got some tiger skin…
Stankenstein501: You interested in that?
Shinigaami: No thank you.
Stankenstein501: It’s really nice
Shinigaami: I believe I have effectively communicated my disinterest.
Shinigaami signed off at 1:57:00 AM.

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Stankenstein501: Nice knife
EyeOfLyger: Knife?
Stankenstein501: Yes
Stankenstein501: That’s quite the knife you have there
EyeOfLyger: What knife.
Stankenstein501: The one with the dragon for a handle
Stankenstein501: It’s cool
EyeOfLyger: Oh, that one? It’s still at my brother’s house.
EyeOfLyger: Wrong number.
Stankenstein501: Look, I didn’t really message you because of the knife
Stankenstein501: that was just smalltalk
EyeOfLyger: What, then??
Stankenstein501: My grandma is interested in you
Stankenstein501: like really interested
EyeOfLyger: Tell her I’m already taken.
Stankenstein501: i don’t know
Stankenstein501: she doesn’t really accept no for an answer
Stankenstein501: she is a real bitch
EyeOfLyger: I’m not giving no Mother Hubbard a bone.
EyeOfLyger: If you know what I mean
Stankenstein501: she doesn’t want bones
Stankenstein501: she just wants some cock
EyeOfLyger: Yes, you missed the point.
EyeOfLyger signed off at 11:57:45 AM

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ThrillhouseE: How many cupcakes do you think I can fit into my mouth?
LittleGreyStar: 4
ThrillhouseE: Lets find out, shall we?
ThrillhouseE: 3 and a half
ThrillhouseE: you were close
LittleGreyStar: i know
LittleGreyStar: who’s this?
ThrillhouseE: bobo
ThrillhouseE: who’s this?
LittleGreyStar: vin
ThrillhouseE: Well Vin, I’m sorry to inform you that you did not win the cupcake stuffing in mouth amount estimation contest
LittleGreyStar: thats okay though
ThrillhouseE: there is a consolation prize
LittleGreyStar: which is?
ThrillhouseE: a dead bear
ThrillhouseE: I’ll be sending it to your mommas house
LittleGreyStar: if you say so
ThrillhouseE: I do
ThrillhouseE: I say lots of things
ThrillhouseE: all the time
LittleGreyStar: cool.

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SwishytailDragon: Pardon me?
ThrillhouseE: huh?
SwishytailDragon: You called me Gay
ThrillhouseE: oh
ThrillhouseE: yeah
ThrillhouseE: you’re totally gay
ThrillhouseE: i saw you kissing some dude in the park
SwishytailDragon: Who /are/ you? And I haven’t been in a park in like, years.
ThrillhouseE: sure
ThrillhouseE: liar
SwishytailDragon: So, who are you?
ThrillhouseE: A concerned citizen
SwishytailDragon: Uh-huh. A concerned citizen of which country?
ThrillhouseE: Pakistan
SwishytailDragon: And yet, you saw me in a park.
SwishytailDragon: And I don’t live in Paki-fucking-stan.
ThrillhouseE: It’s spelled “Pakistan”
ThrillhouseE: and it was an American park
SwishytailDragon: Jaa baa dee pudi choop.
ThrillhouseE: no need to freak out
ThrillhouseE: you can be helped
SwishytailDragon: From Pakistan my ass, you don’t even know any Punjabi.
ThrillhouseE: I know more Punjabi than King Mohammad Shabazz el nino himself
SwishytailDragon: Hahahahahahaha, right, right.
SwishytailDragon: So who the fuck are you REALLY?
ThrillhouseE: Barbara
SwishytailDragon: Riiiiiight. And i’m Omar Sharif.
ThrillhouseE: nuh-uh
ThrillhouseE: i shot the Sharif
ThrillhouseE: You’re Ravi Shankar
SwishytailDragon: Who?
ThrillhouseE: Ravi Shankar
ThrillhouseE: he partyed with the beatles

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ThrillhouseE: One time
ThrillhouseE: I ate a bag full of bees
MartysEvilClone: Was it tasty?
ThrillhouseE: it was
ThrillhouseE: but it was also very painful
MartysEvilClone: Excellent.
ThrillhouseE: Keanu Reeves was there
ThrillhouseE: i don’t kow what i’d do without him
ThrillhouseE: he is so good to me
MartysEvilClone: He’s a great man.
MartysEvilClone: He should be President.
ThrillhouseE: If only he were not such a little bitch
ThrillhouseE: you know?
MartysEvilClone: True.
ThrillhouseE: so. . .
ThrillhouseE: I am looking for somebody to go Tiger hunting with me
MartysEvilClone: Hey, I’ll be back in a little bit.
ThrillhouseE: ok, snakeman
MartysEvilClone is away at 11:43:19 AM.
MartysEvilClone returned at 11:56:54 AM.
MartysEvilClone: Alright.
MartysEvilClone: So, what’s up?
ThrillhouseE: tiger hunting
MartysEvilClone: Nice.
ThrillhouseE: you want in?
MartysEvilClone: Where we hunting ‘em?
ThrillhouseE: Africa
ThrillhouseE: the heartland
MartysEvilClone: Excellent.
MartysEvilClone: We hunting them with Bowie knives?
ThrillhouseE: you can use a bowie knife
ThrillhouseE: im bringing a gun
MartysEvilClone: Pussy.
ThrillhouseE: whatever
ThrillhouseE: tigers are fierce
MartysEvilClone: Heh.
MartysEvilClone: True.
MartysEvilClone: So, what have you been up to lately, Will?
ThrillhouseE: Nothin
ThrillhouseE: Eating babies
ThrillhouseE: drinking their blood
MartysEvilClone: Nice. I do that once in a while.
MartysEvilClone: Makes me feel alive.
ThrillhouseE: I know
ThrillhouseE: they have power in them
ThrillhouseE: sweet power
ThrillhouseE: do you wanna lick my butt now?
MartysEvilClone: Hmmm. Think I’ll pass.
MartysEvilClone: Although, I’m sure I’d get a decent buzz off of it.
ThrillhouseE: taste it?
ThrillhouseE: mmmmhhhhhmmmm
ThrillhouseE: cuz i got the power
ThrillhouseE: I have to go
ThrillhouseE: suck the leopards dick
MartysEvilClone: Alright.
MartysEvilClone: Well, have fun with that.
MartysEvilClone: ….and I’ll talk to you later.
MartysEvilClone: Heh

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ThrillhouseE: Big booty hoes!!!!!!!!!
Halogthgrl: ?
ThrillhouseE: Girl, you got it goin on
ThrillhouseE: you got that gudunkadunk
Halogthgrl: uh, okay
ThrillhouseE: so, i wanna ask you sumptin
Halogthgrl: ok
ThrillhouseE: do you wanna go tiger huntin with me and my brother?
Halogthgrl: tiger hunting?
ThrillhouseE: yeah, tiger hunting
ThrillhouseE: do you want to go?
Halogthgrl: no
ThrillhouseE: no?
ThrillhouseE: why not?
Halogthgrl: why would i hunt tigers?
ThrillhouseE: for thier fur
ThrillhouseE: and their skulls
Halogthgrl: thats gross
ThrillhouseE: no way
ThrillhouseE: tiger huntin is da bomb
ThrillhouseE: i got a bad ass tiger skull
ThrillhouseE: i put it on my car
ThrillhouseE: shit is tight as hell
ThrillhouseE: have you ever been tiger hunting before?
Halogthgrl signed off at 9:55:58 AM.
Halogthgrl signed on at 10:00:30 AM.
ThrillhouseE: so, have you?
ThrillhouseE: Have you been tiger hunting before?
Halogthgrl signed off at 10:05:15 AM.

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ThrillhouseE: Steven!
ThrillhouseE: Get off the damn internet
ThrillhouseE: Did you hear me, boy?
ThrillhouseE: Steven?
ThrillhouseE: You are gonna get such a beating when i get home
ThrillhouseE: Get off the damn internet NOW!
Pizatman: this isn’t steven
ThrillhouseE: are you talking back to me?
ThrillhouseE: I KNOW who this is
ThrillhouseE: I’m gonna count to 3
ThrillhouseE: and if you aren’t off the internet by the time I count
ThrillhouseE: you are going to regret even being born
ThrillhouseE: that costs me money, Steven
ThrillhouseE: Money I don’t have
ThrillhouseE: 1
ThrillhouseE: 2
ThrillhouseE: 3
ThrillhouseE: That’s it Steven!
ThrillhouseE: I am gonna beat you with the broom again
Pizatman: i dare you to
ThrillhouseE: What!!!!!??
ThrillhouseE: You are dead, boy
ThrillhouseE: You are going to live with your father!
Pizatman: i like my father better anyways
ThrillhouseE: Yeah?
ThrillhouseE: Is that what you want?
ThrillhouseE: you want to go live in that cockraoch den?
Pizatman: i’d rather you get outta my face
ThrillhouseE: You can’t talk to me like that!
Pizatman: why not? i turn 8 next month
ThrillhouseE: yeah, thats real cute, steven
ThrillhouseE: you know what?
Pizatman: what?
ThrillhouseE: i’ve had it with you
ThrillhouseE: I don’t even care anymore
ThrillhouseE: You can go live wherever you want
Pizatman: i will then
ThrillhouseE: I don’t give a fuck
Pizatman: no?
ThrillhouseE: you can hang out with your loser friends somewhere else now
ThrillhouseE: I’m through with it
ThrillhouseE: you are out
ThrillhouseE: when I get home, you better not fuckin be there
ThrillhouseE: I put up with the fighting
ThrillhouseE: And I put up with the suspension thing but this is it
ThrillhouseE: I told you you were grounded and here you are on the computer
ThrillhouseE: You little shit
ThrillhouseE: you are just like your father
ThrillhouseE: a loser
ThrillhouseE: a good for nothing loser
ThrillhouseE: and thats wht you’ll always be
Pizatman: alright
ThrillhouseE: Steven, I’m sorry
ThrillhouseE: are there still tater tots in the fridge?
Pizatman: of course there are
ThrillhouseE: look, when i get home we need to have a chat, ok?
Pizatman: ok
ThrillhouseE: I love you
ThrillhouseE: Don’t you love me too?
Pizatman: sure
ThrillhouseE: can you say it?
Pizatman: it
ThrillhouseE: come on, Steven
ThrillhouseE: I mean it
Pizatman: i would, if i were steven
ThrillhouseE: Steven, don’t pull this shit on me
Pizatman: i’m not, you’ve just got the wrong screen name
ThrillhouseE: Steven, I’m not stupid
Pizatman: nope, your not
Pizatman: only mistaken
ThrillhouseE: you can’t do this one thing for me?
ThrillhouseE: you can’t just tell your mother that you love her?
Pizatman: sorry
ThrillhouseE: Fuck you, Steven
ThrillhouseE: Fuck You

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ThrillhouseE: hey chewbacca!
ThrillhouseE: stop eating all my cookies
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: what the fuck are you talkin about
ThrillhouseE: im talkin bout my fuckin cookies bitch
ThrillhouseE: quit eatin them motherfuckers
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: okai i dont even knoe what the fuck your talkin about..
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: but if you want to talk more shit then tell it too my face bye
ThrillhouseE: ok
ThrillhouseE: i will
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: OKAI
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: tomorrow
ThrillhouseE: ok
ThrillhouseE: fine
ThrillhouseE: tomorrow
ThrillhouseE: at the Taco Bell
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: oo really.
ThrillhouseE: yeah
ThrillhouseE: the fuckin Taco Bell
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: too bad i wont be @ taco bell dumb ass
ThrillhouseE: you scard?
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: nope
xO 3 rAcHeL 8 xO: call me i aint scared
ThrillhouseE: thats what i thought

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ThrillhouseE: Dinky Winky here!
sugardust3287: whos this?
ThrillhouseE: This is Dinky Winky!
sugardust3287: no, who is this?
ThrillhouseE: This is Dinky Winky!
ThrillhouseE: I’m here to tell you about Crispus Crunchers!
sugardust3287: if you dont tell me who you really are in your next reply, im not going to answer you.
ThrillhouseE: I’m a magical elf-person from the future!
ThrillhouseE: I want to tell you about a popular new snack!
ThrillhouseE: Crispus Crunchers!
ThrillhouseE: Crispus Crunchers come in 18 different flavors
ThrillhouseE: Plain
ThrillhouseE: Raspberry
ThrillhouseE: Chocolate
ThrillhouseE: Butterscotch
ThrillhouseE: Banana
ThrillhouseE: Cherry
ThrillhouseE: Tiger
ThrillhouseE: Vanilla
ThrillhouseE: Regular
ThrillhouseE: Cinnamon
ThrillhouseE: Banana Crunch
ThrillhouseE: Raisen
ThrillhouseE: Vodka
ThrillhouseE: Strawberry-Kiwi
ThrillhouseE: Chinese Food
ThrillhouseE: Sour Apple
ThrillhouseE: Taco
ThrillhouseE: and Vanilla Swirl Blast!
ThrillhouseE: The best thing about Crispus Crunchers is that they are baked, not fried. So they are good for the enviornment!
ThrillhouseE: Try New Crispus Crunchers at your local grocery store!
sugardust3287: I dont have time for this so go away
ThrillhouseE: Tell em Dinky Winky sent ya, and get 4 cents off a pack of five!
sugardust3287: GO AWAY
ThrillhouseE: Well, gotta be catchin my spaceship back to my home planet, Zabtubla!
ThrillhouseE: Don’t forget!
ThrillhouseE: Crispus Crunchers are #1!!
sugardust3287: HAVE FUN BEING EVEN MORE OF A LOSER ALONE IN YOUR BEDROOM!

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ThrillhouseE: you’re a big softy
yourrpunisher: haha, just living my life
ThrillhouseE: you beat up a lot of people?
yourrpunisher: what a fantasitic conversation starter
ThrillhouseE: well. . .
yourrpunisher: depends what you would concider a lot
ThrillhouseE: once a week?
yourrpunisher: few times a month
ThrillhouseE: nice
yourrpunisher: why do you ask
ThrillhouseE: how do you do it?
yourrpunisher: why do you care
ThrillhouseE: just wondering
ThrillhouseE: im curious
ThrillhouseE: are you a big ass dude?
yourrpunisher: 6′1 190lbs, work out every day
ThrillhouseE: so you’re a big ass dude
ThrillhouseE: who was the last guy you beat the hell out of?
ThrillhouseE: or girl
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