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Ok, so this blog marks somewhat of a milestone in my blog writing career… my 100th blog.  Hooray.  There have been ups and there have been downs but  overall, I must say I’ve had a very good time writing and I thank all of everybody for subscribing or just reading.  It makes my day when people comment on these stupid little things.  I love to write and i plan on writing 100 more blogs.  After that I am quitting though.  Every good writer knows that there are only 200 things in the world to write about.  Actually theres only 198 because the 100th and 200th blogs are just about blogging and that doesn’t really count.   Also, don’t forget to give love to www.mattkelleyisgreat.com  even though it is mostly the same stuff.  Every once in a while I post other shit on there and that is going to change from once in awhile to quite often this summer so keep your peepers open for movies and retarded graphic art that I will be making.      

So I said that I was going to make a big announcement today, most likely that I will be moving to Japan so here goes:  

I AM MOVING TO JAPAN!!!!! 

I figure sometime in the next 10 years I’ll move to Japan.  I don’t know how long I’ll move there for.  A week?  Two weeks?  I guess i’ll find out when I get there.  Japan seems nice.  People run around real fast and everything is tiny.  Plus, I can eat mad sushi.  Yum, yum.  I bet I could eat a whole Japanese person if I really wanted to.  Fortunately for them, I don’t.  I think I’d rather eat a small Irish girl.  Less cholesterol. 

Hmmm, I guess I thought I would have more to say about 100 blogs.  Guess not. 

So, who’s excited about that new Harry Potter book that’s coming out soon?  I sure as fuck am.  All I gotta say is don’t kill Hermione.  If Hermione dies in this last book I am gonna be so pissed.  I’ll be so mad that I’ll get a tatoo and I hate tatoos.  I’ll get a tattoo of something really shitty like…one of the mascots for this gummy worm candy. 

If Hermione dies in this book I will get a tattoo of this stupid worm dude somwhere.  Most likely the blue one.  So please please keep it in your hearts that Hermione stays alive so I don’t have to get that silly worm tattooed on my body.  I actually had a different worm in mind.  I think on the brand of gummy worms called “Sour Brites” there is a cartoon drawing of a worm wearing sunglasses and a hat which is even more gay.  If anybody can find that picture and Hermione dies in the last Harry Potter book, I will get that tattoo.  Otherwise it will be one of those dudes above. 

I don’t think that she will die and now that I’ve made this ridiculous deal with myself i reeeeeallly hope that J.K. Rowling doesn’t throw me a curveball.  I could care less if Harry survives or not.  I’m so sick of hearing about the “famous” Harry Potter.  I just hope no harm comes of Hermione.     

Anyway, thanks for reading everybody!   Keep tuning in and tell all your friends!!!!!

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